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John Mensah looks like a middle aged shop keeper.

That Kevin Phillips who's basicaly just said "The atmosphere is shite"?

After 16 games of Hughton in charge this season I was happy, after 15 games of Pardew this season i'm sad. I'm not going to look into it too much like, but aye.

Absolutely daft to sugest Harper could have done anything about that strike like, there was about half a second from boot to net.

This game didn't even happen, like. Fuck it.

The issue I've got is when has he really played well this season? When did we come away from a game and think "Harper really played his part in getting those points?" I dunno, but thats probably what the Stoke fans are thinking today.

Time to put him down now, I think. Mike just needs to take him round the back of SJP and shoot him.

What a fucking goal that wpould have been

Wehey, fucking finaly, now bring one of the 3 centre backs off you fucking grey bellend.

Why have changes not been made?

Hate the slow renditions of "Saints Go Marching In", sounds fucking gay. Queer cunts.

How the fuck did this happen? Like seriously though, how the fuck are we 3-0 down to Stoke? It just doesn't happen.

Kuyt, legend

FTM

Stan bores the shit out of me

Wheres this "CRACKER!" I was promised then ITV you bunch of fucking cowboys?

5 at the back against Stoke man, honestly? We need to try and win this game, not tell Stoke we're shit scared of there poxy hoofball tactics.

Wouldn't it make more sence to play Taylor LB so we atleast have 1 player in his correct position?

Who the fuck is Ross Jarvis?

Joey's body language has been appauling too, i've noticed.

Tbf response number 9 sort of wasted his time signing up to a WUM forum to respond to a clear wind-up. The forum is just a massive collection of WUM's wumming each other, i've never seen anything like it, completely absurd.

So people have like 50,000 posts on a parody site? Wtf

Apparently going to be appearing as a guest alongside Alan Pardew and Derek Llambias on the new series of Chatty Man.