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I would love to see JR comentating a Premier League match, that would probably be the best thing ever tbf.

I honestly wouldn't be suprised if I tune into this press conference to find 'Dezza and Pards' in 70s flaired jumpsuits been interviewed by Joe Pasquale. Infact I don't think anything in general life will phase me anymore.

Anyone got any news on this or is it complete bullshit? Apparently there looking at us, Everton and Spuds

I didn't think i'd ever feel such a disinterest in the club than I do at this minute. Alan Pardrew man, how on earth has it come to this?

He's not as bad as you think he gets some things spot on. Its hard not to when you cover every single angle without actually putting any faith behind any of them. Pardew could be manager, but you can't rule out someone else! You should expect a manager by Wednesday, or Thursday, if not Friday... certainly before the weekend, but if not there will be a Caretaker. so true

Is the no we we can stop this from happening? Like can we not physically prevent Pardrew from signing a contract, just litteraly stand at the doors with a broom and fend him off or something?

What has it not got to do with this tbh?

Jurgen Klinsman Management CV: German National Team - 2004-2006 Bayern Munich - 2008-2009 Not Alan Pardrew - 1964-

I think I need a new keboard

Apart from our promotion season (we shouldn't ave been down there in the first place) has Ashley done anything at all right? Lkhas there actuly ben a decision tht we kno hemde tht has genuinly benefited the club in some way? Because i'm honsty struggeling here.

Someone send Bird a soundbite of JFK calling him a cunt via his twitter

Attendances will drop thats for sure.

So apparantly all you need to do to get the Newcastle job nowerdays is get aquanted with Mikey and Dezza in a London casino.

I get 22 to be honest

tbf the rape comment was quality

Basicaly imagine your mate crashes your brand new Audi and replaces it with a Y-reg Ford Escord, this is how it feels. I personaly wouldn't hold any qualms against the car, but I could never love and nurture it in the same way I did it's predecessor.

Fucking hell man Wenger and Pardrew shouldn't even be mentioned in the same thread

And I'd rather be raped than murdered

We woldn't have been 1-0 down to Blackburn after about 5 minutes had Smith started instead of Tiote given this retarded logic you seem to have created.

I give in on life to be honest

Both, more the Pardrew point to be honest.

I'll miss his Mourinho like bond with the fans and "this group of lads". I don't think our curent squad would be anywhere near as likeable as they are without him at the helm, there was just something about the bloke. RIP, Jinky Hoots.

I think our poor performances could maybe be pinned down to multiple key players been injured/suspended and the lack of any assistant manager

But surelythe point of boycotting a game is to hit Ashley in the pocket?

This. Are you for real? Your calling for a boycott 1 minute and then agreeing that we shouldn't be potesting while players are on the pitch the next? Jesus f***ing wept man. What's wrong with what Neesy has posted? Calling for us to be 100% behind the team 1 moment and boycotting the team the next, realy. It may just be me like but it seems a tad contradictory. It is, but that is my principle. If you choose to go the game then that is fine, but don't go there to moan and protest it isn't fair on the players to play in-front of that. Boycotting the club for the greater future is slightly different in my eyes. If it garenteed Ashley would sell up AND to a better owner then I would agree, it doesn't though. The only thing it does garentee imo is that it would be damaging to our performances. Protesting outside the stadium is different, I don't think it would make a differance but if it isn't affecting our performances on the pitch then theres probably no harm done.