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evens last time i checked

You not thinking of Jarvis switching sides when we played Wolves? Could have sworn in the Villa game they started with Downing on the left and Albrighton on the right, who they took off in place of Heskey in the 2nd half as he was been repeatedly raped by Enrique?

Perch Enrique had him in his pocket tbh.

Chances are Wolves are going to lose this though, cannot see them time wasting

I expect a News Of The World exclusive after this game, we've been well hustled by the bookies. 33 minutes gone, no Wolves player booked? BULLSHIT!!!

Nice contribution I'm sorry

Couldn't believe (well I could to be honest) he pulled the "Newcastle fans all think there going to win the league" comment out like.

"Theres only 1 David Ginola" haha. Went on to say the people in France believe he's the best dribbler since Zidane

Yeah, Enrique is the worst culprit for that though. As great as he is I still from time to time just wish he would boot the ball out of play or up the field.

11/10 for Wolves to get 2 or more yellows in a derby, bloody hell thats crazy odds. Might have to jump on the band-wagon as theres probably a 99% chane of this paying out

I agree withe Tiote music man songs, they would be quality at a match, get it sorted lads

Did you expect Sunderland too?

Just that last bit, but maybe i'm just reding into things too much

"the Frenchman prepares to make his full Newcastle United debut against Stoke City." Pretty certain he made his full debut against Everton like, what's Lee Rider going to tell us next week, "Andrew Carroll is looking to score his first goal in a Newcastle shirt against Wigan Athletic" and "Man have set foot on moon"? Get with the times Lee.

I just think he's worded it poorly tis all, sorry.

Not saying it's going to be easy. But saying "I can't see stoke losing" is a bit daft realy.

Seriously Lawro? You CAN'T see Newcastle winning Stoke at home? Jesus Christ man...

To be fair to Cacapa didn't he pretty much sever his hamstring in the first minute? Cannot remember to be honest mate, I just remember thinking "we can win this game" after 8 minutes, and then "what the f*** has just happened?" 3 minutes later

Why is everyone getting so pissy about this? You'd think he'd just created a thread asking for people to sign up to help him blow up a bank of summic

Your thinking of Cacapa (Ones white with long fuzzy hair, the other black and bald). Cacapa was at fault for 3 goals in 3 minutes that day and was taken off after 11 minutes if I recall correctly, a Fat Sam masterclass.

Yeah, bitted miffed as to how we we're getting more iin during our relegation season to be honest

To be fair he did look quality like. I know it was only technicaly a reserve game but it's not often you see a 17 year old look so good on the ball in a competative match than he was.

Bloody hell, so the Premier League have technicaly copyrighted the fixture list's of made up teams? What a bunch of twats.