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Steve Cooper getting the players to put pictures of their bairns on the Forest wall. I wonder why.

How the fuck can a work permit not get sorted out in time for a multi-million pound event?

Ergh fucking hell, enthusiasm completely killed

Neves shouldn't be allowed to play anyway if we cannot play Bruno.

What’s the craic with Targett? Just unfit?

We might not have had any disabled access on the coach.

I mean we're going off third hand info here, it hasn't been confirmed he's done anything to his hamstring.

Toonjam called Burn in for Targett the other week. It’ll be true he picked up an injury but hopefully he’s shook it off.

Haidara will be in by Tuesday.

Aye this could be pretty painful to watch like We did alright last season before starting Bruno but we had Shelvey playing out of his skin.

Longshot, but if Bruno is out then Longstaff in CDM with Miggy RCM. Isak RF. It'll just be Jo Longstaff Willock like

You know if he's in or out?

Man Utd have a much bigger squad to push for both cups and the Europa League (which we're obviously not in), his career is sort of finished here unless Pope gets injured. It's a no brainer for him but we'd be daft to let him go unless we're getting good money.

"Can we have your 2nd choice keeper for free?"

TRon's been on the custard

You going to explain the tin of custard then Paully?

It’s a half decent chance for him to win a trophy out of nowhere at the end of his career.

Haaland’s third goal is actually depressing to watch

Tempering fan expectations is clearly viagra for Eddie too. We'll have a clearer picture of things come the end of the window but it's really difficult to believe anything you read until then.

@Jackie Broon has done a really good job of explaining FFP throughout the window. It's just never made any sense for us to have a 'budget'. We'll have calculations telling us what we can and cannot do over a period of time, but not specific across the board limits. I don't think FFP would have massively effected us going for Paqueta either, we'll just have a plan in mind that doesn't involve him.

Looks good like, although playing for Ajax in the Erdevise I imagine Shelvey's stats would look a lot better too Paying that much for a player from Holland isn't something I'd have had us pegged for tbh.

I do hope it was a scouting reason like, as in he just wouldn't have fit, is seen as too risky, or that they've spotted a few things which 'worry' them ect. West Ham are paying a lot but if he's anything close to the player he seems like to us common folk then he'll be worth every penny.

I do hope Paqueta turns out to be shite like Gutted we never went for him though as he seems perfect on paper, he looks another fantastic signing for West Ham. I'll wait and see who we fill the CM with before fully turning the waterworks on though.

The College Dropout certainly did tell us so like, he told us that we needed to buy Emmanuel Dennis before we miss out on all of the players.

Exile would sooner watch his daughter be dismembered by Ed Gein than give up his 'crusade against sports washing'.