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Harrison makes more sense on the surface like. Unless we're selling Maxi bringing more right footed wide players in seems counter productive.

We've been working with StatsBomb since February. Howe's record of bringing players in is strong. Ashworth is in with (I assume) any contacts. If we've identified Gordon as worth £35m I really wouldn't worry like. Looking on GOT most Everton fans don't want to sell him for that.

Aye, few times I saw Everton he was literally the only player trying to take the game to the opposition He has pure rat genetics but he pretty much ticks every box Howe will want in a young player.

Seems a bit mad going from Diaby to Gordon like. One's a left footed, goalscoring wide forward, the others a right footed, hard working winger.

Quite impressive to pick the worst possible camera angle and transition for every frame.

Didn't realise Hudson-Odoi was still only 21, seems like he's been around forever.

Gordon looks like he'll be a cracking player but he's fucking repulsive to the point I genuinely wouldn't want him

That story is incorrect, the person working at Southampton was a massive lads fan and offered to give him a load of replica mackem tops he had in his car boot. From then on the owner of Bilbao formed a deep, almost sexual passion for sunderland and the rest is history.

Lingard isn't needed, we looked desperate for any goal threat in January but Howe set us up to pinch results without one. Now we're in a better position we can get a proper RW and ST.

Hickey to Brentford, I know many on here mastubate to him.

We went 2 up against a team fighting for survival. Same with Brighton when people were saying we got battered, completely removing the context of the game.

Imagine the conversation with your lass when you're trying to explain why you're taking a 30 grand a week pay cut and moving the family to Rotherham.

33/66 not 50/50, which seems fairly good considering it will probably take around 60 points unless one of the mid table sides takes off.

Still cannot hear or read roll your sleeves up without thinking of that drawing like It's probably the best, most horrifying thing on the internet.

Never really saw mich in Broja when I've seen Southampton but Mandoon* rates him I think and I trust his judgement. *Where is he anyway? Account is gone

Aye Zidane is what I get like, loves a turn too.

Paqueta can play as a right forward too from what I've read, looking at his clips he'd have no issues there either. Dreaming here, but this looks canny frightening: Wilson Maxi Paqueta Joe'ton Bruno Eriksen

I take it all back, Luke, you've got iz on the vinegars

Pope bombing up for a corner in the dying minutes. Just an orgy of men.

Lukey boy article https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2022/06/28/why-newcastle-united-signed-sven-botman-dutchman-who-could-become/

McT and JLintz would be a canny brutal midfield like. Proper power lifters.

Personally I hope we take them to the cleaners if it turns out to be the case.

It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if the lad we seen climbing out of the famous black people carrier was actually a stunt double, and the real Sven Botman was in Milan, signing a contract with Maldini as we speak.

We need to rapidly build a competitive squad otherwise it will only get harder to crack the top 4, whether or not we accomplish our goals is another story, but there's no real advantage to dragging it along. Next year will probably be about establishing ourselves as a proper club again, hopefully finishing above/alongside the likes of West Ham/Wolves. If that happens we'll be looking to bridge the gap between whoever is on the outside of the top 4 (Arsenal/Man Utd maybe).

Would be suprised if we weren't trying to crack the top 4 the season after next like. I doubt Trippier was so eagre to come here to see out a gradual build into the top 7