Hanshithispantz

he's an absolute cunt like I love him

Fuck it, liked and subscribed.

That snapchat sounds like he's pulling a Shearer and sticking with Reims.

Fuck Diaby, get that Pino cunt.

Aye he's deffinitely taller than Mings in that photo.

Pope seems taller than he is because commentators have a fetish for mentioning how "small he makes that goal look" everytime Burnley concede a penalty.

Why would his agent be ignoring phonecalls? I can understand Ekitike, being that he's on holiday, but unless the agent is also on holiday the absolute last thing he would be doing is ignoring phonecalls regarding a ~£30m transfer of one of his clients.

I've seen a few things which indicate he might be decent on the ball like but can never tell how much faith I should put into it.

Not sure about his attitude like but Rabiot at £15m seems absolutely insane He's always seemed a bit underwhelming when I've seen him but his stats suggest he does everything well.

You onabout that absolutely massive scary looking cunt? I don't know if he's any good but in my minds eye Trippier just belts balls towards him and we win games by 4-5 clear goals.

I'd be all for us just dedicting this window to bullying Arsenal like.

He's fucked man, it happened to my auntie during the lockdown. It's depressing as fuck seeing it happen up close and there's literally nowt that can be said to them. Has to be an untreated mental illness or something with him.

Just clicied on that insanely fit Ukrainian lass from the Euros)WC a frw years back 8s Zinchenko's wife.

"We should be all over that like if there's any chance he'd come here."

Ah right fair enough

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We should be all over that like if there's any chance he'd come here. Edit: His wages will be far too high like

Koulibaly was linked this morning on ad central https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-united-latest-transfer-gossip-24256113 It's a pointless article like, surprisingly.

So when does this start again?

Yous are all wrong. FFP works in a finantially sequential way that amortises the net gains over a 3 year injunction only if it satisfies the regulations in the OFR handbook, which states that all costs must equate to note 7 of the FET regulations, "any sum paid is divided by the total cost over 476 days of a rebundand integer". In layman's terms, whatever we pay now gets rounded up to the nearest permutational number, and is squared by the total length of the contract, then amortised by 3 years. We could use the leap year loophole to essentially half our FFP impact per transaction though, Liverpool did it last year when the signed Diaz.

He did scuff a couple like - the 'welcome to Newcastle vid' is decent for more than just goals though. Don;t think it's on there but his last goal was a thunder bastard.

If a 19 year old scored a goal or made an assist every game for over half a season he would probably go for over 700m. He was hardly scoring against minnows either, pretty much all of his goals were against top 10 teams. Only 1 game he scored or assisted more than once too, so his numbers aren't padded out by 1 or 2 games.

Yeah, and the fact we seem close at least to Botman and Ekitike, I don't think we have to be too worried about attracting top players. Villa signing Botman and Kamara is a decent barometer of what we're letting go too - we obviously have a few up our sleeve.

I think people are sleeping on Ekitike like. I get young players are a risk, especially from abroad, but the timing of his runs looks impeccable and he looks calm as fuck in front of goal.

Odds on him scoring more than 10?