Scoot

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You're not dancing anymore, you're not dancing anymore!!!!

Fuck off Pardew you cunt! https://gfycat.com/ClutteredLittleImperialeagle HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I seriously doubt I'll ever get over this...

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

IDEMT!

Did anyone just see Pardew dancing? Fuck me sideways!

Clattenburg is the founder of sackpardew.com. We all know that now.

This^

Why not try singing in-tune with the band eh?

Did any of the media stop him and bring up those stats? They never fucken do. The guy is given a free pass every time.

Just trying to keep you grounded son. He's very unreliable. My sources however tell me that Benitez is staying so you have nothing to worry about. Your sources? The tadpole and the toad.

Much better news thankfully.

Reckon he probably just got summit in his eye.

Still no happen. Me cry.

When happen please?

So now we have no idea what's happened Hope he's ok whatever has happened.

Just got in from hearing nothing all day and that is the first fucking thing i read. I was close to tears for about 5 seconds there. That has wounded me internally.

Aye he's not stopping like. Obviously.

Rafa is I obviously waiting for someone else to come in for him. It's gone far too quiet.

The longer this goes on, the less optimistic I am about this actually happening. Just waiting for the news that some cunt else has come in for him.

Those are my thoughts too...

It was them that broke the benitez story when he first came!