Scoot

What on earth he was doing last night when he was through on goal, i literally have no words for. Aside from that he was shite again. He's part of the problem in the middle, opposition teams just walk through our midfield and onto our back 4. Nee wonder we've signed 2 midfielders as our central midfield has literally nothing to offer.

Take a bow Carr!

We need a midfielder that can grab a game by he scruff of the neck and actually put his foot on the ball and pass it about a bit. Far too often this season our midfield has been walked through by opposition teams and then onto our weak back 4. We should don't compete enough in midfield and it has been an major issue for us. Hopefully Shelvey can come in and play a part in sorting this out. He's certainly a big improvement on what we have here so I'm pretty happy with this transfer.

The absolute crap they talk seems to get worse on a weekly basis. It stinks of desperation and bitterness.

Good!

He used the word soccer. Football knowledge as s**** as his music. Aye the word soccer pissed me off as well. Absolutely nobody with half a football brain in this country EVER says "soccer"

Who's he going to blame today then? It'll bound to be someones fault.

3-0. Please let this be the start of it...

Absolutely gutted to hear this. Met him a few times and what a lovely guy he was. R.I.P Pav you'll be sadly missed. Pavel is a Geordie!

All the best Pav. Get well soon.

;D

He's just been on Sky Sports News saying exactly this! He is the media darling. Do any of these thick bastards not even look at his record here for the last 12 months and the kind of football we played? Do they just remember the 5th place season and forget about everything after that?

Once again re-writing history. Amazing how he gets all these interviews, makes up a load of s**** and absolutely nobody questions what he says. Then it's printed for all the halfwits to believe as they lap it up.

1 person punches horse = we all did it. If that's how it works... 1 mackem racially abused Darren Bents mam = they're all racists. It's only fair.

That annoyed me so much I missed the 2nd goal going on here to complain about it

Amazing how he just lies about things and is never questioned by any of these so called journalists. He can basically just make it up as he goes along and nobody even notices.

Cheeky bastard! So he's now saying he read reports mentioning champions league. AS far as i can remember he was the only wanker mentioning champions league football. He said it at the start of the season after we finished 5th as well. But he's blaming other people for saying it. Lying cunt.

The news just keeps getting better.

Who are these 60% of people man?

Until we start to provide some sort, any sort of service to him, he can't be blamed. Then amount of chances we create in a game is alarming to say the least.

What an idiot!

Mbiwa levels of weirdo you like. Could be worse, i could be you.

This is getting more environmentally friendly which is something i didn't expect, we now have tree's being planted instead of going to the games or watching Sky. This sounds like fun and is something i shall consider for my Saturday afternoon's entertainment in the future. Any other suggestions? Parsnip pulling? Garlic planting?

Or maybe some people could just do it in their front room whilst watching Sky? They could make little banners and stuff. That'd show Ashley who's boss whilst paying him hundreds of pounds in the process. Actually, this sounds like a plan. Time to buy Sky! Sorry to everyone who has Sky, I'm now on your side.