Ginola

Fast becoming my favourite player

Love that Shay's in the studio now

Harwood-Bellis would be ideal if Lascelles did go. Quality CB that can play out from the back and wouldn't need to be starting immediately. Type of signing that should have fans frothing at the gash

Joelinton hasn't looked himself so far. Don't think we'll see it but I'd like AG to the right and Barnes on for Miggy

I love that you've not just gone for 1 screen for the match, but added a second for additional Newcastle news

Been impressed by Bissouma

Woeful header

Just reserved a table

Pizza and Moretti, I'm going full Tonali

Gordon to open to the scoring, then Miggy adding another on the counter attack. Barnes off the bench with his standard clinical finish then Haaland with a Kane esque meaningless consolation. 3-1 Eddie's Mags

Goosebumps at the Miggy coke face goal again

Also occurred 9 years ago and inflation exists

I think RCB would have been bigger priority, but this also feels like the right player becoming available, and I think we'll take advantage of it. He'd be a good addition that can contribute now but be a great addition for the future

Drippy bald cunt just avoids the question, basically admitting it's a pen

O'Neil- "I still think it was but I'm not surprised it wasn't given" or something to that effect. Exactly what we're all thinking

Why do people still bite at Froggys obvious bait

Beyond a joke, no mention of it in the post game summary on sky too

VAR have to explain that decision beyond "it would have been against Man Utd"

Has to be a pen

Great running from Cunha, having someone to stick it in the back of the net is going to be their problem again though

Seeing that Cunha "header", I understand why

Noone in the box for Wolves when they get in a position to cross it

Neto looks good

Watching this first weeks games I don't see how we don't beat 17 teams in this league by at least 3. I may be getting ahead of myself a little

Nowt like celebrating an incredible debut in a new league with a Spoons reservation. Absolute king