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Or have a really fit wife.

Sounds like we need to shake things up a bit in second half, Barfa pace and energy could be the difference. Would like Santon to get some more minutes under his belt too.

Love how nonchalant he is, just casually lobs it at the camera and strolls off.

nicely detailed article there...full of facts and quotes Got bored halfway through too long for me, is he coming? No he's just breathing heavily

nicely detailed article there...full of facts and quotes Got bored halfway through too long for me, is he coming?

Weren't they going to buy Raylor for 60 mill, makes Colo worth at least a billion. I may have exagerated on the figures slightly. For Raylor.

It's trains for me, looking at 50 - 60 quid on top of tickets for a train which takes out of the realms of affordability at the minute.

By saying Grolsch when he means Appletini?

Carroll blatantly when some scouse came up to him and asked him if he wanted to get baked.

That's like two and a half Peter Crouch's

If attendances don't go up with an unbeaten side currently in the top four then it would certainly point to the economy rather than not having a few "big names".

You wouldn't like me when they slag off Colo.

Bruce is so deluded it almost makes you feel sorry for them. Almost.

TBH it's very hard to disagree with anything in that statement. If it's true and the club is on a firm financial footing now, while improvements are being made in training and development. You have to wonder why we've never had things like under soil heating in the training ground given our injury record and how bad the winters are. Glad to see that Carr is tied up on a long term deal too, because he's had a lot of recognition recently for finding players like Either way if performances on the pitch continue like they have been then I think very few people will be worrying about us breaking even. My tin point theory is that has had a positive influence on the board and pointed out some of the mistakes they have made.

Well that's not a massive, sweeping generalisation. He's right, though. Well, err, not really. The word 'foreign' means anybody that's not British. Most of the planet understand football exactly the same way we do. Exactly replace foreigners with rich twats and he might have a point.

If you can't loose what's the point of winning.

If that was his line, that's quality. What a lad. Pardew seems to be devoid of negativity. He almost never says a bad word about anything. Rarely complains about decisions where other managers might. He's a good lad That's the one! That's the line. Fantastic.

Bring on Wigan.

Great point. Unbeaten. Nuff Said.

Shola is pure

All of you twats that said he shouldn't have been on the pitch can eat your words now. Shola is a legend, end of.

Just got in as they scored their second and Shola coming on we're dooooooomed! Only Barfa can save us now.

For some reason the idea of Tiote being dicked at paintball is hysterical. Bet Saylor went proper feral and was taking scalps and everything.

14 bit of a car crash tbh.