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Convinced our youth academy is basically encouraging Mr and Mrs Ameobi to get down to sweet lovemaking.

Winner. Fighting in the streets and drinking Skol, classy guy.

Sign of the times. Ahem. I'll be off.

Every time I think it's impossible to love Sammy that bit more he comes out with something brilliant. Legend.

He's like the Rain Man of Newcastle United.

Completely agree that we should be trying to give Sammy and others games rather than bring in a journeyman.

Aye it's like when my middle is in light but my second is in fire. You know what I mean. Half past ten, mate. Balls you've heard it before

Aye it's like when my middle is in light but my second is in fire. You know what I mean.

Haven't seen Rooney in this sort of form for a good while, makes you wonder what he's going to do this season with Utd. Rooney & Young are going to be devastating in another six months when they have played even more games together.

Guess the writing was on the wall when we game Ameobi a two year extension after we brought Ba in. Shame a clinical goal scorer would have thrived on some of the service I think the midfield will create.

http://www.nufc.com/2011-12images/2011-08-31east-stand.jpg We need to get an N,E,W,C,U,I and T in by the next home match, but I can 100% guarantee the supporters that this will be the case. So we need WIE c***? "Rest assured that Mike and Deka are trying to get the letters N,E,W,C,U,I and T across the line for the next game, but other clubs know we need those letters and are trying to hold us to ransom. Rest assured we are doing our best to get these letters and 100% there will be a N,E,W,C,U,I and T in place before the next game ." - Alan Pardew at some point today.

Aye surely if it were cleaning they would use the cradle that their using to take them down, can see this being a sports direct @ style sign going up. Really hope not though, talk about a kick in the balls after an already bad day.

Then he's either a mug for trusting Ashley or too afraid to rock the boat and tell the truth. I don't doubt that he wants the best squad he can get his hands on but every time he comes out in a press conference he toes the company line. Employee in "toe the company line" shocker. I love the idea that he's just going to come out and criticise the way everything is being run. Why would anyone do that, in any job, if you want to keep it? But he can be honest, i've asked for a striker and the board won't/can't release the funds.

Then he's either a mug for trusting Ashley or too afraid to rock the boat and tell the truth. I don't doubt that he wants the best squad he can get his hands on but every time he comes out in a press conference he toes the company line.

They haven't got a bore hole though so they can afford to be extravagant.

Every time he mentions the phrase "a player over the line" in conjunction with: - We want to get We will get We're trying to get We need to get I want to slap him silly. The only fuckers that crossed the line are Ashley & Co.

What a fucking pile of wank, ember of hope dead. Time to pick up pitch fork. If they had no intention of signing a striker after bringing in Ba then just tell the fucking truth.

Righto i'm off for a glass or red, their best be good news on my return.

On a magic carpet powered by hope and dreams or helicopter depending on which is more practicable.

Well said sir.

Give it a couple of hours then get the pitch forks out. Till then i'm going keep that slim ember of hope burning that something may come off.

From BBC I can confirm Newcastle United HAVE made a bid for FC Twente Bryan Ruiz, and are waiting to hear back from the Dutch club. I would imagine Fulham will be quite interested to see where that one goes..

Fingers crossed then.

Just got back from work, any chance this is gonna happen.