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Shhhhhhhhh don't ruin it.

f you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, ' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch, if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be an Ameobi, my son!

A fiver on us to win. A fiver on us at half time and full time. A fiver on Sammy any time. And a fiver free bet on Liverpool to win.

Angus from AC/DC

Apparently his club want arid, and the player is said to be in de-Nile about the move. Pardew is urging caution and has told fans to wait and Ramesses

Reckon we'll be fine tomorrow we've got two Ameobi, but if not this quote is far more apt and worth remembering that whatever happens we're not them. “I would rather fail in a cause that will ultimately triumph than to triumph in a cause that will ultimately fail”

Reading away. Think it was supposed to be some shitty 4-1-2-1-2 formation. Aye right. Owen's comeback it was. Didn't Owen play something like left winger for parts of that game? You could say that about every game he played

Too cheesy that, talk about patronizing.

Best bit was the tweet to his brother "you want those 65 sheets back."

Brilliant bit on football ramble this week on the life and times of Sammy Ameobi. Fantastic.

Their living in a dream world just seen this corker on their board "Would you say ours is better in every department or not?? Apart from Barton or maybe Tiote I dont see anyone of them that would walk into our team like.." http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=618915

"Mikes assured me he's trying to get me some new clothes across the line any minute now."

But we've made it public so it looks like we're doing something.

First and last offer mind!

He's like an incompetent Godfather "I'm gonna make you an off you can't refuse" only it's a Shetland ponies head in the bed because Mike wouldn't shell out for a full size horse.

100k bloody hell, talk about cheap starting to see why we can't sign any of the big boys now. "Here's 100k, you've got five minutes to decide, final offer, take it or leave it, last chance no backsies outsies." "Erm No"

You mean like the search for a LB and Striker.

Really?

Aye that's gonna help matters

Apparently every time they offer him a new deal he keeps backing off.

Can see it now....... "Danny has chosen to move on and there was little we could do but we have a plan in place and i'm confident of getting someone across the line before we play Scunthorpe in the cup."

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/872784-michael-owen-goes-to-pieces-over-horse-themed-jigsaw-puzzle#ixzz1VOyT4EsD Just in case you wanted anymore proof that Owen is a dull quiter.

Can't afford him now then.