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William Hill offering 7 - 1 anytime goal scorer, needless to say i've gotten involved.

Joey Barton Any Time Scorer - £4 at 7-1 Ba to Score 2 or more - £3 at 10 - 1 Plus a crazy accumulator - first game optimism that will leave me crying in me beer

Alan

Given S.Taylor Kompany Hangeland Enrique C.Adam A.Young Cabaye Gervinho Rooney Carroll Bench is garbage though: Kenny, K.Dyer, Kelly, Ferguson

Exactly.

I hope this is a joke. Why would it be look at the results last season? Who have we signed this season that will tear them apart!

It's the potential loss of all of the players that brought us up, and kept us up not exactly a no brainer. Yes the players we have brought in will probably prove to be better but as yet their all largely untested in the premiership. Think we'll be fine but we are potentially missing that player that on a rainy evening in Stoke will take the game by the scruff of the neck.

This made me laugh just because of the idea that trifle is looking for a spokesperson.

To be fair best place for him, we've seen what happens when that lad scores.

f***ing sickening isn't it... Couldn't agree more. Tbh I'd prefer Man Utd to win things out of all the so-called big clubs. Hate Wenger, hate Spurs & Chelsea, no love for City, and don't get me started on Liverpool...

Sack the board.

yeah the passing in and around the box was superb.

Yeah there is definite frustration creeping in imho, Ashley must be running out of mates to give jobs to if Pardew ever walks.

http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/1743/alanpardew968185465.gif Quality

Think Tony Pulis was seen in Tottenham last night bundling him into a van during the looting.

Get out! I'll grant you he is very rich and i'll also grant you that he is very stupid but Mario makes that magic combination pure entertainment.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2011/08/06/pressure-is-on-me-admits-united-boss-alan-pardew-72703-29187647/ Is pardew doing troll face in the picture for that article.

Krul looks in good form on those highlights.

He is magnificently bonkers, the bully story is the best one by far.

Our club motto should be "Defeat From The Jaws Of Victory" this club could/should/would be a world beater if it hadn't been for the procession of stupid decisions/appointments/protests. FFS we are competing with the Stokes of this world when we have a potential 52k turnout. The insane decisions of recent history which include the sacking of Bobby followed by the appointment of Souness, which for me is the greatest WTF moment in football history. Disgraceful black spot in our history a legend like Bobby deserved better, and devils advocate it's not like we got rid because Jose or some other football savant was waiting in the wings we knifed Bobby in the back for Souness, fucking disgrace. Relegation - As much as it would have been a shit season with awful football I still believe we wouldn't have gone down had we sacked Fat Sam (Cunt that he is). Sacking CH, it hurts because he had done so much to restore some pride and dignity to the side/club. Promoted as champions with no drama followed by some huge wins in our fist season and granted some poor defeats but things were ticking along nicely for our first season with minimal investment. I don't want a billionaire to come and invest like Man City and buy every cunt under the sun, I want us to earn it through great scouting like Tiote & Barfa and inspirational management and yes investment on the right people when the opportunity arises. I want to be able to be proud of this club, and when we do win something it to be because we have earned it through graft, guile and creativity not because the bloke that owns the club has bought us as a play thing.

Well it's company for Smith at least.

To be fair to him, that's gold. Aye talk about this club in a nutshell, Joey's tweeting is hurting the club because he's so fucking on the nose it's untrue.

Journal this morning says he's out: "The midfielder has been withdrawn from tomorrow’s friendly against Fiorentina and trained with the development team yesterday but the change in tone from Newcastle’s furious reaction to his Elland Road Tweets was marked. And, while Pardew chose his words carefully, it is clear that his personal relationship with the midfielder is repairable." Read More http://www.journallive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2011/08/05/cooling-off-period-begins-at-st-james-park-61634-29181372/#ixzz1U8raZriY Long story short, Ashley said get rid, Pardew said who am I getting in return, long pause hmmmm maybe if Joey is good then he can stay.

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDnXkFVEQ0Y?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0

If the Enrique fee is circa ten as rumored pluse Carroll Fee plus Nolan and Routledge fees you've got to be topping close to 50 mill, that's one sexy bore hole for that money. FFS.