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Steve Harper goes down slower than a 90 her old pensioner on her husbands birthday.

Sammy to save the day, then unleash hell, then be banned for life.

Aye the fucker is still in Liverpool having treatment for that, Christ knows when we'll see him fit again.

Not enough puns on this page for my liking.

It's like it's been filmed by a dwarf with A.D.D

Tiote is scared to get too close to him! He looks like he's eaten Tiote, the mans a monster.

I know but just think he could have a v.good season as much as it pains me.

Sounds like it could work, top.

Because thats what they want you to think they silenced Ryder last night and now their here.................................

Yeah I'm struggling to find any concrete info about him. Apparently the Carroll money paved the way for the deal.

Was wondering that too, could help in the long run if he gets over this quickly.

Its an outrage.

Gutted.

Joined with my team If Sammy Scores....... Given Baines, Kompany, Hangeland Bale, Ben Arfa, YaYa Toure, Valencia Pennant Ba, Carroll Subs: Kenny, Huth, Cahill, Sturridge

Defo should go for all five on his debut.

Cheap too, only 5.5 mill, an absolute must.

Yeah mine is sorted now, but will change a million times between now and the first ball being kicked in anger.

Result

Works for me.

Just watching this now, Robson is a dodgy git.

FTW - good work sir.

They said "Alex Morgan did well to let that come across her." and I giggled like a little asshole.

Does anybody else let out a school boy laugh when they talk about putting something in the box on women's football? I'll get me coat.