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Literally npw

Mainly having a good stare and feeding the beast her fucking boilers.

Jose has the look of a man about to disappear up the clock tower with a sniper rifle.

Bloody love Silva. He can do it all.

That would have been a glorious goal. Sane is some player.

Fyp

Klopp has done some brilliant work around how he integrates and beds in new players. I love how he's brave enough to not rush a player he doesn't think is ready. Getting Sturridge back is either brilliant man management or insane luck. I guess you have to say if Sturridge was a Man U player would he have come back under Jose?

TBF if it was us Mike would have printed a load of Sports Direct shite to make it feel homely

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/09/20/spurs-stadium-workers-heads-cocaine-alcohol-construction/ That's Living Alright!!! They're not on speed though am I right?

Nah.

36 points with Captain Alonso and Arnautovic to play. Bang average.

Staggered that the fat cunt has bought a new tie tbh. There goes our transfer budget. Something bad is gonna happen, he's dressed up and look at that grin on his face.

Four horsemen of the apocalypse. Reckon they are pulling the trigger on Rafa.

Fulham much better 2nd half.

Blatantly fancies him

Some class speakers lined up, very impressive.

https://youtu.be/V_tGKd3egWI

Zaha will get the red card he wants in this one.

Yeah that was incredible

Hail Hydra.

"For me, this is just someone blabbering on about shit and making up personalities/stories around people where those personalities/stories aren't even close to fitting." Think this line from Kaiz is key. As that's where the joy of Mince comes from for me the bizarre surreal caricatures rather than impressions. The absurdist elements are what does it for me. There's no grounding in Beardos wife loving boilers, but by God is it funny. Completely get how it's marmite though and how it won't resonate with people but I bloody love it. My parents hated Vic & Bob but I loved them growing up.

I'd be interested to know how it translates abroad as it's really fucking niche at times.

https://youtu.be/JVTciIixU-E https://youtu.be/hIdTNwXJhck https://youtu.be/B_15MLxo-b0