TBG

Dan Burn, player/manager.

Linked with Celtic as they can guarantee him Champions League football for the rest of his career.

Solskjær? Took a midtable side facing relegation to 2nd within 3 seasons.

Another one ruined by Howe. If he had signed he doesnt play and avoids injury.

And foor fooken soosuge rollz as weel, I want nern of that chicken roll shite thiz is a Christian country Gaz get two chicken bakez for the bairns man hew Aye two of those az weel and a chicken fooken baguette

Confirmed 22 minutes ago and still no thread title update?

Would have been our best away kit in years

Could open the door to Carrick joining us.

I know they're common so why aren't we looking at Gordon + Woltemade in exchange for Kane? Bet it won't have even crossed our incompetent and negligent owners minds though.

Southgate?

Isn't that a Disney character?

Rooney has won the Premier League and Champions League.

Need some stability so would be looking at someone up and coming who could be here for years to come, a Wayne Rooney for example.

Mourinho

They lost against Palace today.

Longterm Staveley has gotten the appointment so wrong.

He could've killed him to be fair.

Bring Ashley back

For those not watching, the movement was incredible. The finish even better.

What a finish!

Keeper wasn't saving that

Oh.

Nice round of applause from the Palace fans in honour of our number 18

Of course he couldn't drop Burn or Trippier

Just seen the Champo table. Worth a punt on Frank Lampard? Seems like a good upcoming manager.