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I basically said well look we've not scored in 4 games, guess who set our last goal up? 'Yeah, but he doesn't work hard enough.' Are you f***ing kidding me man? I also told him that Pardew's a charlatan that's scared to play football and it's the best squad we've had in 10 years. I said a real manager with attacking intent would get the best out of our players. Somebody like, Keegan. He then told me that Keegan is a poor manager who had no respect from the players. I nearly f***ing raged at this point. His argument was that the Newcastle fans think they deserve to be in the Champions League. I disagreed. 'Where should we be then' He asked. I replied just a bit of fight and trying to play games with intent and who knows we might finish 5th again. 'Na, he says. 8th or 9th is our level.' Great belief there lads. Well done! You've got as high as our level. I'm sure Rodgers tells the Liveprool lads 4th is enough and they don't need to go for the title Fucking hell.

All of the 'English Pros' can get f***ed, without exception. Useless try-hard w*****s.

Disgusting from Eliott, that. Seems the dressing room might be split in two.

Either we're successful in getting Pardew out, or all of these 'trouble-makers' get shipped out in the summer and replaced by James Tomkins and Jack Colback.

Just riding on the tails of Caulkin there though, the only decent journalist out there. The same Caulkin who told us all how 'energised and focused' Pardew was in the summer and bigged up his mate Darren Bent all summer. As eloquent and right as he usually is, he's as spineless as the rest of them. Yep, most of his articles are excellent but he certainly hasn't spoken up about Pardew's failings very much (if at all). Ben. Worked with Pardew at Southampton, and is now Head of Performance Analysis for us. Head of Performance Analysis. He's certainly got an easy job at the minute. He wrote "Absolute f***ing garbage" on a Post-It in January and gives it to Pardew every Monday morning.

Would be pretty happy with that if it wasn't basically confirmation that Debuchy is on his way out.

Especially relevant considering how poor they were under Coyle earlier in the season. The manager makes all the difference.

Went for this too but I reckon Villa could be in trouble if Cardiff can manage a couple of wins. Doesn't look impossible bearing in mind they've got a game against us coming up.

Pardew trying to placate the fans with that double sub.

Those + the Pardew out chants have been the highlight of the game.

Same.

Would love Pepe Mel here. Will do a great job next season at WBA if he's allowed to bring in some players which better suit his tactics.

The pressure mounts with every humiliating loss, there's a banner coming out at the game today. Fair enough Ashley won't do anything, but at least the fat b****** won't be vindicated. One jammy win and everyone will deflate again, that's why the losses must keep mounting for the long term good of the club. . Hope we get thrashed.

All I want from the game today is for the tide to really turn against this fucking old cunt.

Gameweek 34 : Crystal Palace 1-0 A.Villa Fulham 2-1 Norwich Southampton 3-1 Cardiff Stoke 2-0 Newcastle Sunderland 1-2 Everton West Brom 2-2 Tottenham Liverpool 2-2 Man City Swansea 0-2 Chelsea Arsenal 2-1 West Ham Everton 2-0 Crystal Palace Man City 4-0 Sunderland

Caulker, Amalfitano and Bony would be the standouts for me.

Camp Marange Roger Johnson K. Toure Dossena Downing Fellaini Wanyama Sinclair Altidore van Wolfswinkel Manager: Pardew

Went with his usual bollocks about it being "ok to get beat as long as you run around" as well.

Yep, I won't be judging him too harshly given the current conditions. The team being set up as it is gives him nothing to work with at all.

That is definitely the saddest part. It's quite a unique situation to have such an utterly s*** manager in charge of quality players for so long, and it hurts far more than having s*** cloggers to match the prick in the dugout. It really wouldn't take that much more ambition for things to be very different.

Nice.

WBA one up. Pepe Mel

Gouffran was far far worse than Ben Arfa and has been for the last 3 games. Ben Arfa won us the game against Palace with his cross. After 45 minutes of terrible football with Ben Arfa being no worse than anyone else, although Gouffran was imo was much worse than him. Tell me why is it Ben Arfa is again dropped. You know why, you know full well it's because Pardew has a excuse in Ben Arfa rather than fact the up to the facts that it was his tactics, and his own shitness are the reason we're so bad. He just hates football man, any player who won't boot it straight at the strikers as soon as he receives the ball gets dropped ASAP. Gouff is on because he runs around a lot, despite not actually doing that last week. Our only glimmer of hope, our only creative spark sits on the bench while Gouff, Cisse, De Jong and f***ing Dan Gosling start ahead of him. It's just mental. Its like he's doing it just out of spite now. He would look bad if HBA were to prove him wrong now.