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Didn't realise HF was a cockney.

He's Muslim I reckon then? Very insensitive of Whelan if so.

Hmmm....gimme a sec ...... Take your time. You probably see things in binary code considering how much you love your numbers. Just make sure they make sense, are relevant and open to scrutiny.

Win% is only a general indication and does not take into account trends. If you take Ferguson's win% in his first couple of years at Man U, it wouldn't be as high as when he was winning titles. Pardew on the other hand has gotten worse after an initial good year or two and that thrend has been reflected throughout his whole career. The trends you see is much more representative of a manager's ability over time.

This guy apparently. http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/player/first-team/Ashley-21.aspx Count the numbers and see bottom left of kit. http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/squad/first-team.aspx

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Top - Man U v Swansea Bottom - Arsenal v Man U Two teams recognised with good movement playing some weird formations, 4 Arsenal players holding hands. Man U playing a variant of the Brazilian 4-2-2-2. Average positions don't tell much tbh.

http://i.imgur.com/l31ny3U.png Guess both teams http://i.imgur.com/Zck37Du.png Guess both teams too (especially the blue connect-the-dots).

Am I seeing 6 goalkeepers in a roster of 29 there?

"Hey Alan. Need ya to beat Arsenal. 1-0 will do..." "O, Four fuck's sake, I'm trying to speak on the phone here!"

Didn't realise James and matt1978uk have the same avatar. Almost got confused there.

Any chance of Rafa being considered for the Real Madrid job if Ancelotti chooses to stay with PSG? Can't think of many other big names around that hasn't already been linked to other clubs.

Me Get one for Mrs Bimpy too. The thin see-through material is gonna accentuate her curves and bring on some kinky moments.

Wanted to make that joke but thought better not.

Appears to be the light coming through the kit. So it's gonna be a thin material.... Mentions on .co.uk about a mesh material used for the panels. On closer inspection the material looks really thin. There was an earlier leaked photo where you could make out the discount tag beneath the shirt under normal lighting conditions too.

Away kit has a nice blue. Not so sure about the design of GK kit. To the left of Taylor's shorts, is that part of the design or thin material allowing light to go through?

Side panel / back is a lighter shade of blue.

oh , well spotted . You were the one who posted the new-badge PSG kit on page 27 ffs.

Lee Ryder's already on it. Chronicle article out last 8 minutes.

While Real and Chelsea are involved in gamesmanship over the compensation for Mourinho, Malaga has waived off the €4 million buy-out clause for Pellegrini.

Too bad we won't get to see that numbers/letters template for us.

http://www.footballkitnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Black-Stoke-City-Kit-2014.jpg http://www.footballkitnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Stoke-Away.jpg Those sleeves.

Not enough chances created for Cisse - Cisse's a poor goalscorer. No one to aim for in the box - Debuchy's a poor crosser. Occupied with holding a defensive position, can't create chances - Cabaye doesn't show heart. Teammates not making runs for through balls - Ben Arfa... well, Benny is safe for now.

Agree. But then why play him if it is affecting his individual performance as well as the teams? I am not saying he his s***. Far from it. I love Cabaye and think he is a fantastic player and would love him to stay. It just frustrates me how players just look to move when s*** hits the fan. As I said, I would be more understanding if his individual performance was better. No one can tell me that the players aren't a little to blame. Because we desperately needed a win and Cabaye is one of the few players in the squad who can create goal-scoring chances. And you'll realised that all the players' performances have been affected the entire season, not just him alone. There was a run of matches where he came back after his operation that he excelled in too. He hasn't said he wants to move on though. The most you can make out of those words is that he's keeping his options open. It's perfectly understandable how he feels. He's already had 2 seasons where he couldn't express his playing style, and things still aren't looking to improve. I'll be equally demoralised/drepressed if I was him.