LRD

Didn't know he's a cousin of Juninho. Dem midget playmakers.

Timber against a team who loves their low placed shots. Gonna be a massacre. At least it gives us an appropriate setting to get those 'Pardew out' chants and bedsheets.

Except he's not.

Good. Pardew loves those. Could do with a couple more.

No idea. You've got to ask Ian himself.

No. Where do you draw the line then if those quotes are acceptable to you?

So anything goes as it's his nature to be casual in interviews?

Have you heard the interview? Yep. He's clearly a moron.

Ian providing fresh ammunition for IP.

He then says he just wants the fans to enjoy themselves. f***ing think before you speak Alan, if you're at all capable of that. This is a lovely bit too: “It’s been an unbelievable season and I think it’s been so, so tight because of the financial rewards at stake this year. I will make sure that we are well prepared for next season and thank God we are not in the Europa League again.” Fucking hell. Better not finish in a European spot next season then.

I hope that sits well with Ashley.

All the teams I want to go down are still in the mix.

Like I said, we adjusted our kit colours to match Wonga's logo. Hearts had their logo changed to match their kit colours.

Celebrating our survival with a personalised kit.

Another consideration for any summer activity: Updated the numbers a bit.

Contracts expiring 2014 - Perch, Gosling, Ameobi. Decisions will have to be made regarding these players in the summer anyway. In addition to an obvious Harper departure, I think Gosling will be sold too. Ameobi to be blatantly given an extension if Pardew stays of course.

Yup, one of those 3. Southampton and Fulham have vastly superior GDs.

What did he say/do?

From the legend himself. Similar type of flair player.

There is no need to sell any of our first-teamers when we couldn't see their best this season due to the manager. I've said if anyone doesn't show heart in the last 3 games then they can go. So far I've no complains regarding their effort in the 2 games played so far. Get a new manager in, then give them a full season under him for a proper assessment. Edit: Does not apply for the likes of Shola and Jonas who are clearly not good enough at this level. They are truly done.

They won't get relegated imo but just for the joy of seeing them shitting themselves for a few more days. http://www.mariciu.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/mj-popcorn.gif

Could still mathematically finish 10th.

Quite the pitch at this stage of the season.

yes, yes he's your pal.