Kevo

to be honest i'd almost prefer them to stay up because we know they're pretty unlikely to improve, would fancy rafa to give them a good shoeing now Definitely not for me. I'm sick of them, they offer nothing to the PL and I can imagine all other clubs fans feel the same. They are a pointless club and I'd happily see them relegated and don't return anytime soon. I'd happily forget about the Derby matches for a while.

Fairly good week - 53 points. Shouldve been more as I swapped Coutinho as captain for Walcott on Saturday morning because I am a knob

y St.Marys is about 6 mile away so might aswell for the price. Got to be better than staying in after work (hopefully).

Going to watch this lot on Wednesday so Southampton better thrash them! Forgot what it's like to witness Sunderland losing in front of my eyes. £12 a ticket.

Boro v Bournemouth Stoke v Swansea Watford v Hull They lose next week v Arsenal and they could be in a lot more shit than the current table shows.

Probably a good thing Arsenal didn't show up today, too. Not often Ozil, Sanchez, Walcott and co all play average two weeks in a row. I can sense a rape...

He reckons it's one of the best 0-0s he's seen it's been decent at times but nothing too exciting. Spurs will be lucky to finish with 11 men at this rate. Their defence don't look comfortable at all.

Champions League final could be staged outside of Europe...fuck off man European competition should be played in one place and that's Europe. Sick of UEFA/FIFA wanting to make as much money as possible.

Southampton are a cracking price for how average Inter are/have been for a while now. No Austin or Redmond, though.

Ipswich fan in work is not happy one bit. All he ever says is you buy one of our best players from the previous couple of seasons and he never even makes your bench. Reckons it's not fair that we have a few million to spunk on a back up player

Just tried singing it with "we are" and what a load of bollocks what bunch of knackers would even think to sing that? It'll always be "wey ya nar" in my mind.

Gameweek 9 Bournemouth 1-2 Spurs Arsenal 3-0 Boro Burnley 1-2 Everton Hull 0-1 Stoke Leicester 2-1 Crystal Palace Swansea 2-0 Watford West Ham 3-1 Sunderland Liverpool 2-0 West Brom Man City 3-1 Southampton Chelsea 2-1 Man Utd Newcastle 3-0 Ipswich

Alexis Sanchez with a quality finish for Arsenal. Made it look so simple!

Hopefully he gets booked on Saturday then so he can miss the cup game.

10 - we won't move from top spot again this season.

Unfortunately not. If I was I'd be getting zero correct

42 points this week. Meh! Not great but decent enough. Need to start averaging 55 onwards for a few weeks in a row as I am 80 points from where I want to be minimum in a money league!

Gameweek 8 Chelsea 3-1 Leicester Arsenal 2-0 Swansea Bournemouth 2-1 Hull Man City 3-1 Everton Stoke 2-0 Sunderland West Brom 1-2 Spurs Crystal Palace 1–2 West Ham Middlesbrough 2-1 Watford Southampton 3-0 Burnley Liverpool 2-1 Man Utd Newcastle 3-1 Brentford

Get in! Loving the Boxing Day change from a selfish point of view. On night shift Christmas Eve and Day, then my original plan was to bomb up to Gateshead from Southampton as quick as I could in time for kick off. Now I can have a couple of hours kip and drive up, go see my family then head out for the match

Definitely the gayest away day story I've ever heard. Suppose you were sniffing coke off prostitutes tits at the age of 12 at Burnley away or something, aye?

17 December 2005 that was. Remember it well my first away game on my own just me and a mate. Got the back page bus down I was probably on the same bus then as I would've got it with my dad! Remember my first away game with a mate we went to Reading on Back Page. Sat and played him on GTA/FIFA on the PSP all the way down Emre curled a free kick and I think it was Michael Duberry scored an own goal.

Being about 12 when we won away to West Ham 2-4, Shearer and Owen tearing it up. Main memory is being in my glory with a black and white Santa hat on singing "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey at HT along with loads of other people around me It was a quality atmosphere during the game aswell. A week before Christmas I think it was! Darren Ambrose giving us the lead at Old Trafford is another moment I will never forget. Absolute scenes in the away end! But we all know what happened after..

Come on here to try and wind people up and that's the best you can come up with? You haven't been watching anything for 40 years other than multiple spunk cells inside your dads ball sack. You are probably about 14, or if not you are mentally retarded.

31 points (As it stands with Cazorla) Still, beats my record two lowest scores of 18 and 20. I am so good at this.

Real Madrid going to cost me £90 from a £5 bet on today's football (backed at 0-1), ah well Fair play to Eibar, played and defended well.