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West Ham / Cardiff to win BTTS 21/1 Remy FGS 3-2 100/1 Ben Arfa FGS 3-2 150/1

Think Moyes being 'under pressure' so to speak, he will be going all out for this as he will realistically know they aren't gonna win the PL. Good news.

Lets see who screws me over tonight. Need at least 3 goals in the R.Madrid, Juve and PSG matches! Think if anyone screws me it will be PSG. Edit: PSG can fuck off.

'lad at work' today: "Sunderland will be in Europe whilst Newcastle are nowhere near" to which I replied the fact they have to get through a lot more football to be in Europe, and to have a quick look at the table before making the mistake (again) of saying we are nowhere near Europe. I then said he will be hoping for a Newcastle win this weekend,to which he said "No chance, rather get relegated than wish you cunts a win" and I finished it off with fair enough, anything to try and get us away from the big boys eh. Honestly they are mental. Can't wait until they're relegated!

Dunno about that like Get battered off them and finish high in the league, or beat them and battle relegation?

0-3 2-1 marra etc are pretty desperate pathetic comments in any debate/argument with a Mackem. I'd happily get beat 10-0 off them if it meant we went on a CL-esq run of form and they sat rock bottom of the league. The cheesy quote of "It's a marathon not a sprint" comes to mind.

Krul Debuchy Colo Willo Santon Anita Tiote Sissoko B.Arfa Gouffran Remy Get at their defence.

Waiting for Madrid to screw me over. Need them to win by a few goals to make it a decent day of betting, otherwise it's disastrous.

Midweek accys. BTTS - Palace, Bolton, Millwall, Stoke, Derby, Newcastle BTTS/win - Palace, Blackpool, Stoke, Leeds ACCY - QPR, Rangers, Arsenal, Liverpool, Southampton, Newcastle

This clown must surely realise we are around £20 million away from challenging a couple of the big boys. Look at Southampton for example, they spend wisely and have made a cracking start. I'm no businessman, but its a great opportunity for him and his shit Diadora riddled overcrowded shit shop to make a few quid long-term after pumping money into us.

Madrid + Ronaldo / Ajax + De Jong / Barca + Messi / Napoli + Higuain / Spurs + Defoe BTTS/win: Man Utd / Donetsk / Dortmund Bayern / PSG / City / Galatas / Wolves

The 5-1 up in L7 I ended up on the bottom of a pile on. I reckon there was about 7 people involved, and whatever lad was ontop of me kissed me on the lips. I was pissed so didn't care too much at the time but it was bloody heavy and hurt a bit!

I hope he doesn't start Sammy. He's shit, and I'm not so sure he's ever looked like a footballer every time he's played for us. Might be me being harsh, like. Can't deal with 25 years of Ameobis.

Put £5.58 on Chelsea, Man Utd and Spurs to return £28. Hopefully that comes in to save me depositing money this weekend.

Absolute wank, as usual. I blame Pardew. His derby record says it all.

Swansea can fuck off!

Are Ajax shite this season? I'd say they are a decent shout. Anyway I've went for a 4 draw lucky 15. Milan, Celtic, Schalke, Arsenal.

He's never been "quality" IMO, was always just a good defender in a very good side with an amazing manager. He's now quite old, and hasn't played much football for two years. Not many players can play PL football when they're in their thirties and missed so much. Ben Arfa, Remy, Cabaye and even Shola would run rings around him. Hope he starts.

1 bet - Russia can fuck off. 1 bet - Italy can fuck off. 1 bet - Bulgaria can fuck off. What a shit night, ha ha. Rather all teams let me down than one, never mind one team on 3 separate bets.

PP currently have Ecuador to win away to Chile @ 12/1. I'm guessing all bets will be cancelled but still worth a go. I'd say Chile have more of a chance, but can't not back Ecuador at those odds.

For tomorrow: Avoid Group A and C pointless. Group B Denmark (v bottom Malta) need to win to stand a chance Bulgaria (2nd on 13) v Czech (4th on 12) massive game. Could be worthy of a home advantage win @ 13/10 Group D Hungary (Andorra) 3rd on 16 and Romania (Estonia) 4th on 14 need to win to stand a chance. Turkey are 2nd on 16 at home to Holland who are through. 11/8 is a decent price for a massive match for Turks. Group E Iceland 2nd on 16 away to Norway who are out. 17/10 Slovenia 3rd on 15 away to Switzerland who are through. 12/5 Group F Portugal and Russia both at the top v dross. Surely Portugal can't screw it up again? Group G Bosnia 1st on 22 away to Lithuania Greece 2nd on 22 home to Lichtenstein Group H As we know Ukraine / England Group I Spain to win to win group. France to win to have any chance of winning group if a massive upset occurs. South American Chile v Ecuador - level on points, Ecuador never won away from home. Chile are 6/4 Paraguay v Colombia - Colombia need to win for 2nd place. Paraguay are playing for nothing. 6/4 Might be worth looking at some of those prices to include in your accys. Not sure what I'm doing yet but will definitely put a DNB or double chance accy on including some of the 'outsiders'.

£130 profit from last night, so a decent win! NUFC, Villa, Swansea NUFC Villa both to win 2-1 Liverpool, Boro, QPR, Celtic, Rangers, Barca, Sevilla, Monaco, Schalke, Porto, Napoli, Anderlecht Small stakes.

Valencia, Rubin, PSV AZ, Genk, Legia, Lyon, Sevilla, Swansea, Pacos Ferreira Over 2.5: Valencia, AZ, Swansea Added a decent sized stake on Valencia, Rubin, Swansea all DNB

If any PL match this weekend ends in a draw, PP are refunding all singles placed on 1st/last GS, correct score and score casts. Anyone see any value in there? Any clever ideas of winning a few quid? Surely there will be one draw? Does it mean ALL singles? As in if you place 10 FGS from the matches, all will be refunded or is it just the one?

Remy to score quickest PL goal of this weekends fixtures 40/1 Remy 3-0 50/1 Cisse 3-0 50/1 Ben Arfa 3-0 66/1 Cabaye 3-0 75/1 Newcastle, WBA, Boro, B.Rovers, Celtic 20/1 All small stakes.