Kevo

Ayew 2-1 @ 45/1 AC, A.Madrid, Chelsea, Barca, Schalke, Reading @ 11/1

I'm that skint I have bet £25 on Copenhagen or draw to pay £37 inc stake. If they lose then my other bet will win £80. £9 or £55 profit. Unless PSG concede two and fuck me over completely.

I'm waiting for Juventus, Man Utd and PSG for £80. I'm desperate for money, bones of my arse here. That means someone will screw me over.

Lambert FGS £2.50 pays £20 N.Ireland -1 Italy -1 £10 pays £135 N.Ireland -1 Holland -4 Germany -4 £7.50 pays £176

Lithuania Denmark Sweden Northern Ireland Holland Germany Italy Poland Ukraine / draw / England £1.75 accys returns 61 / 70 / 63

I just hope all these signings are on way too much money to screw their finances up before he quits or gets sacked after derby day. However poo Newcastle are, Sunderland always go one step further!

Norwich-Saints Palace-Mackems Arsenal-Spurs Wigan-Forest Brum-Ipswich N.County-Rotherham Wycombe-Southend £2 BTTS @ 35/1 Swansea to win WBA 2-1 £3 @ 9/1

If things remain as they are then I'm waiting on Rangers and Aberdeen for approx £150. Desperate for some money so someone will screw me over!

Decided this season to bet £5 on Swansea to win 2-1 no matter who they're playing to see if I end up in profit or not! £5 2-1 v Man United 14/1

Spain to win the WC £10 11/2 Man City, Barcelona, PSG, Juventus, Bayern, QPR, Sheff Utd to win their league 80p accy and a 20p 5 fold from 7. Always put that type of bet on, and I've never been close to winning yet.

Don't usually wish illness on anyone but I'm looking forward for this old cunt to be bed-bound again.

A few days ago I bet on: Man City, QPR, Sheff Utd, Barcelona, PSG, Juventus, Bayern to win their leagues. 993/1

£100 Djokovic to win Wimbledon @ 8/11. If Murray wins I get my money back on PP. £5 Del Potro to win Wimbledon 25/1. If someone else wins then I'm fucked, obviously.

What's the best way to get tickets for a Dortmund match? Before going or over there? I'm going over for the Leverkusen match in December.

If Murray wins Wimbledon PP refunding losing outright singles.

Cheers. The thought of "Spain just feel sorry for them now you've got 10 and sit back" crossed my mind in stoppage time.

Initially quoted this on his brace but deleted as I felt bad jinxing you. Fantastic shout. I didn't tell my mate what I had for the same reason! Money back at least, just hope they can get a few more for my other bet/s. It was a PP special so might not have been on odds checker.

Come on Spain, 6 more with Torres getting 1

Haven't had a bet on anything since the start of May, which is amazing for me...until tonight. £20 Torres hat trick 7/2 £50 over 9.5 goals 6/4 £10 10-0 9/1

I emailed them a couple of weeks ago requesting to move from L7 to L4, can't call into box office due to working away so said give me a call if needed to organise signing anything. They replied 'we will see what we can do'. Heard nothing since, fuck it. They're the ones losing out on a couple hundred quid. Useless

£25 Dortmund to win in 90 minutes returns £112 Then will bet £25 in-play on something with quite high odds as doing the bet365 offer so will get it back if it loses.

Lampard 2-1 Luiz 2-1 Rodrigo 2-1 Gaitan 2-1 Those 4 FGS. No big stakes, just gives me an interest in this match.

Haven't bought an NUFC shirt for about 5 years but think I will get this one. It's lovely IMO!

Get in Palace! Regret only putting £20 on but still a decent night. Drunk birthday and 60-odd profit with a big fat chicken wrap. Dreams are made of this shit.

Didn't they lose their main goalscorer to a bad knee injury last week? That'll explain it. Waste of £20 for me then!