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Nah, this has gone on forever. We had a PE teacher who was disturbingly keen on watching us young kids in the showers and making sure we were washing our bits. I was never good enough at any sport to get any special attention, no idea what he got up to with the good athletes, but we all knew he was really weird.

I really admire your persistence. Didn't even get a "fuck off, joey". Commiserations, man.

There you go.

Unseen University. Niche reference. That's the last thing we need, Stifler shooting fireballs all over.

I think that's more like "hawk". Howk I always thought was like chuck, throw. I'll ask Mrs n tomorrow, she's common. Dialects are difficult and constantly moving. Dontcha know.

I was going to get all indignant there until I realised you meant further up the page. What did he mean? Opportunism? No fucking idea.

Double facepalm

The only thing I would quibble with is geet, which I think means very. And Mrs n tells me radge also means horny. That probably won't come up in a football context. Hope no-one gets geet radge in the dressing room.

Explains why he shot himself. Bet the sunshine band were gutted. deserves some love so I thought I'd 'Give it up' ... (...I'll get me coat....). Just needs this, mate:

for Colin Veitch, he was a proper polymath by all accounts. Well done lads.

There, their, they're, again. In better news, I love that nobody has missed a beat over the thread title change

he's the opposite of you. Now, now Needy I wondered what the comeback would be. That's decent.

Love that the word "radge" has spread to Scandinavia

Do you actually have 2 sheds? Just one with a f***ed lock Change your name then. Billy 1fuckedlock. Hate liars me, like. Messing, mate, I'll build you a second shed, no prob.

Do you actually have 2 sheds? Just one with a fucked lock Change your name then. Billy 1fuckedlock. Hate liars me, like.

Spotty internet virgins is what I've heard. I think "basement-dwelling pizza-eating" goes in there somewhere too. Meh.

Should have quit when you were ahead pet. You won't get any likes for that apart from me. Nothing a 20 minute drum solo won't sought. Sort. Autocorrect will get the blame for that. They don't do 20m drum solos, man. Let us have some fun, you misery.

Should have quit when you were ahead pet. You won't get any likes for that apart from me.

Jill's class. If I met her I think I'd faint.

I don't think that's allowed. Too many z's. Motherfucker, it was an 's' when I spelt it in my head. Fingers, who'd have them. It wasn't my fault, man!

I don't think that's allowed. Too many z's.

' You want one of these. Misapostrophisation pisses me off

I consider that normal.