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In unrelated news, I saw him play for us in Tony Green's testimonial. He was a good player. Nice to see him in B&W.

Will everybody please calm down? My new dad has got this. We're taking this division by storm.

You're one of us and he's a Villan? How did that happen? One of us was dropped on the head as a kid. No prizes for guessing who. Hint: It wasn't me Didn't need the hint, like. They have won the league, the cup, the League Cup and the European Cup since our last proper trophy, so I'd be a bit quiet for now if I were you. Rafa's got this, though, glory is coming.

You're one of us and he's a Villan? How did that happen?

Dude, I think you'll be OK. Calm down. You won away, so positivity, yeah?

Unfortunately there is no God. There is a Steve Bruce, though. Feel for you, man, but you've shot up the table there, take it as a positive. I was worried initially.

Rafa's got this, man.

I've got a bet on with my mackem deskmate - us champions, them relegated. I'll ask him if he wants to settle up tomorrow. It's a done deal.

They always were. Whey when I were a nipper they were The Cockerels, believe it or not, Preston were The Lilywhites. No matter.

Just flicking through the BBC match stats etc. When did Barnsley become The Robins? They were always The Tykes. I hate this shit, WBA becoming The Baggies, Spurs The Lilywhites, mackems The Black Cats. Stop changing things!

Villa in the relegation zone as it stands.

His winch broke so he's stuck in bed.

She didn't accuse him, she couldn't remember.

She was furious at Young and Zlatan, and MU generally, but has fucked off now. Like fuck was I watching that, I've got shit to do.

Total fire hazard. It was, like. A Bradford could easily have happened. Me dad had a season ticket for a bit and took me along. People used to love stamping their feet on the wooden floor. Mad, though, we got lucky. Some of the olden days weren't so good.

Mrs n watching this for some reason, oh, because grands 2 was on the phone earlier, she's come out in a rash and turned to drink already. Lots of welcome to football. He wants Lpool but he's one of us, she's just bonding.

And people were saying he isn't charismatic? He's mint, man, I proper live him. Me too. He's the live of my lofe. Made me chuckle on the Metro, you fucker!

Worth reading.

That is awful, like. She didn't press charges or lie afaik, she just said she couldn't remember innit?

Ched closed the curtains I think. I always thought it was just stupid drunken sex, she just panicked when she couldn't find her phone in the morning iirc and then the police lost their shit and it escalated from there. Anyway, the guy's a twat for fucking a lass behind his girlfriend's back, but the police really shouldn't be ruining people's lives like this. Anecdotally, wor lass managed to drop some planks of wood on herself and bust her nose (like 20 yrs ago) so off I took her to A&E and the doc was determined that I dunnit and really tried to get her to report me to the poliss. Worrying how people jump to conclusions. There were a few civvies who jumped that way as well, it wasn't nice. I was "Have you ever met me, man?" Just to back up what I've said before about me turning into a robot in emergencies, it was a Saturday and I was watching the football, but when I heard the bang and the wailing from upstairs I took a second to press the record button before racing to the scene. Makes me sound like a selfish twat. Fair enough. Interestingly, and this just reinforces the robot/twat thing, she was knackered when we got back with the trauma etc. and nodded off in the chair, then woke up screaming as the incident ran through her head. Dealt with that and she was fine afterwards. I felt nothing because action was required.

Rod Fanni iyam.

Nah, man, that dude's Jorman. Sorry for being tardy. #USMNT Ah, right.

Nah, man, that dude's Jorman. Sorry for being tardy.

Catching up on TV stuff. Watching an interview with David Sullivan and assumed he was standing a step or two down from everyone else. He wasn't.