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I was startled that we'd scored iirc. Which I don't.

I'm going to have to recalibrate. mrs n said this morning, "How's your bruise?". I'm like "my fucking what, now?" She said "Look at your upper inside arm, from where you fell over like a startled goat when they scored a second goal, you massive fucking idiot". Fuck me, I've got a massive fucking bruise. I have no idea. No pain at all, what did I hit? Investigations continue. Love Rafa and all his works.

Why did you just quote yourself? Hammering home the point? With the foodball, dont and loose I also worry you might have had a stroke, or a TIA or something. Git yourself the doc.

Ah, that old joke about Given being the only Irishman who doesn't know where Dublin is...

This would have been involved in his head: ¿ The fucking weird lovely forrins.

I really believe Rafa has got this. He is so mayteeculus. I am relaxed.

Quality goal, backheel was so good, then a curler. Goddamn, why is he not an option here?

Just catching up with my Sky+ shit. Those Olympics really fucked me up with that crazy Rio timing. Jonathan Woodgate said he played the best football of his career here. Can't argue with that, he's the best I've seen here in 45 years. Bless him. He loved SBR too, who didn't? His Madrid debut, though.

Every time this thread gets bumped I want to kick off again. The fucking selfish little cunt. I'll restrict myself to that for now.

"Senderos is a child of Serbian (Zorica Novković) and Spanish (Julián Senderos) immigrants." And yet it's true! Who would have guessed?

Gannin full Wireside shortly.

Can't believe I haven't stuck anything in here before. This guy was my absolute hero as a kid, he would just go on the rampage through defences, that goal against Burnley in 74 was the epitome of his ability, Waldron hanging off his neck, still kept going at full tilt and stuck it in. The bloke was a bull. He's also a bullshitter, but he did it on the pitch, he gets a pass on that. I was at Bolton for that FA Cup game too, what a goal that was. Burnden was a right fucking tip like, the "gent's" was just a lake of piss for you to add to. Ah, the 70s.

Stoppit, you know.

/ you'll never be good unless your country significantly changes it's attitude to the sport That apostrophe is a fucking abomination. Spacing and non-capitalisation also. Fuck, I'm such a pedant.

Oh no, man. I still remember him shinning one in Marseilles and then shifting the FK 10 yards to get a better angle when he was at Chelsea, with the ref's connivance. Cannot be doing with Drogba as a player.

Pretty much immediate. Cool.

Someone should spell that team's name correctly tbh. I don't want to consort with illiterates.

We're fortunate we never got his less talented brother, Phil. Oh, you. I think we were also after best friends Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael. Those were different days.

Bronze.

Shit, we've got a pun-off going on. joeyt 1-0 up.

Please, don't.

The record for the highest score in a penalty shoot out was set in the 1988 Argentine Championship, when Argentinos Juniors beat Racing Club 20–19 after 44 penalties. It says here. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penalty_shoot-out_(association_football)#Records

Fucking Lowes, man. 3 minutes added time, that is exactly how much will be played. No, that's the minimum.

Cheeses Hams. He hasn't eaten a 3 courser since 15 mins ago. Cut him some slack. You're a funny guy. Funny how like a clown? Just, you know, how you tell the joke, what?

Cheeses Hams. He hasn't eaten a 3 courser since 15 mins ago. Cut him some slack. You're a funny guy.