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Aye man, we signed James from Real Madrid But isn't more of a Hames? Which would be one step closer tbh.

Did Lowes just call him Jeezus Yames? Get a fucking grip, man.

Photofinish there like.

His dad's from Galway, which might explain that. Got a bro called Patrick who's also a player. Looks like dad wears the pants in that household

Pls don't do this. It actually hurts me.

Yeah, he just ran out of steam.

Remember watching that and just curling up in horror. He was OK on Never Mind The Buzzcocks, so maybe he learned, which is good.

Actually it's so close to the edge I can't post it. Olden days, eh?

Wasn't the whole point with Bernard Righton that you think he's going to be horrifically offensive and then he's actually dead PC? So the exact opposite of that.

Michael Proctor, man

thats the one that really had everyone stunned - even worse than the one on ritchie against huddersfield that went uncarded. Bobby Madley's shitter brother, no surprise the decisions were all over the place. Strap in for a whole season of similar.

Also, fuck my quoting skills

Swear f***ing Pedersen did it twice too. Forrins, man, they don't follow the rules. I thought he did it twice too or that shit striker they had called Paul Gallagher or something doing it one year Shit hot on that like.

Swear fucking Pedersen did it twice too. Forrins, man, they don't follow the rules. Edit: Maybe the other one was Gallagher. Forrin.

Mental. Cannot bare John Anderson. Thank fuck for that, no-one needs to see that.

Tony GALE, everyone, no "y". Fucking pissing me off, that shit.

4 in 3 now. Wtf is going on? He needs to get the hook.

That's what they're saying, but one was at the right end. Confusing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Woods_(footballer,_born_1993) Fucker's got a name, you hairist.

But they wouldn't have known. He'd have been a raging blood-covered nutter threatening peoples' lives. I don't know, awful all round

Just horrible for everyone concerned, including the guy on the other end of the taser, who would have known the possible consequences. No winners. Sadly shit has to happen sometimes.

Jesus, terrible news. I used to work with a guy who advised a fair number of players and he characterised Dalian as quite the daftie, had some tales to tell. It should never have ended like this though.

Fuck you, man, fuck you. That's not fair. But

Aye. http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php#c12

Yeah, it's the funny accent though, it's mack for make and tack for take, and wheeze for who's and so on. I'm sure we sound odd to others, but, you know, rivalry and point-scoring and whatnot. Take a seat and have fun man, we're OK. For a bunch of fat world of warcraft playing virgins... I might be one of those things, although I have been complimented on my "figure" recently. Fuck me, do men have figures now? That took me aback almost as much as being quizzed about FGM. Why would I be considered an expert on that? Jeez, although I did know more than the surrounding idiots. Again, as ever, FML.