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Rafa's got this, man. He gets the cloob and is meticulous. Once he gets the squaad sorted we'll blitz this league.

Yeah, it's the funny accent though, it's mack for make and tack for take, and wheeze for who's and so on. I'm sure we sound odd to others, but, you know, rivalry and point-scoring and whatnot. Take a seat and have fun man, we're OK.

Well, there is a U in honour, only one S in mistranslation, and only one I in engineer if you're getting arsey. Chill out, man. Not arsey at all mate, i think I'm probably too chilled out if anything (as demonstrated by the previous spellings) Think I'll go back to lurking. Nah, join in man, just taking the piss. I swear mackem has a C like. You're getting some laffs, it's life-affirming.

Well, there is a U in honour, only one S in mistranslation, and only one I in engineer if you're getting arsey. Chill out, man.

Doing Fantasy Football Club the neet, SS1 1800. She sent me an email Eh !!!!! what a tease she sent me one as well. Fkn two-timing bitch I bet she didn't put a cheeky advert for Sky in yours. Hang on. Do you think she didn't type them herself with her gorgeous fingers and some grunt did instead? Fuck me sideways, the modern world, eh? She'd still get some in the increasingly unlikely event of her wanting some like.

Doing Fantasy Football Club the neet, SS1 1800. She sent me an email Eh !!!!! what a tease she sent me one as well. Fkn two-timing bitch

Jacqui Oatley and Manish Bhasin, respectively, it says here. Good luck with that.

Doing Fantasy Football Club the neet, SS1 1800. She sent me an email

Just realised I misspelt misspelt. Fuck me.

Everyone has to have a hobby....ours is punching horses, mis-spelling 'boycoutt' and involuntary gravy distribution, theirs is grooming and noncing pre-pubescent girls. Seems fair to me. Tbf it was boycott that was misspelt, they got boycoutt spot on.

Confirmed it's on the Tuesday.

Cannot believe nobody else saw this. Good work, Billy.

Not that any more like, daft gamblers league now.

The fit one from Countdown? Yeah. Geet up.

Definitely Dummett, but Lascelles will learn from that. He left too much room from his guy and didn't take the other players into account. He'll be hating himself for it, but onwards and upwards.

Please don't. Let's start there and we can work on the apostrophes later. You don't even need the "of". One step at a time. When did I turn into this?

Honestly not sure what's genuine in here any more. People have been getting themselves too fucking giddy in the head all summer, that's the problem. Hope for the best, expect the worst - these are the rules. You should all have supported Newcastle long enough to know not to break them. Not remotely surprised.

Same, and even then I'm not 100% I'm not thinking of the girl who plays upfront for England ladies That's her bro, I think he features in KaKa's sig.

I have them with the Mrs. Would be a bit strange Mitro & Gayle doing it too mind. Reminds me of Steve Backley being asked about his collection of Olympic and World silver medals. "My girlfriend doesn't mind me always coming second."

He's called John Michael Nchekwube Obinna apparently. Fucker should just stop shuffling the pack tbh.

Honestly couldn't give much of a fuck about them, other than in a general interest way and laughing at their obsession. I'm just as interested in Leicester and Nottingham Forest, it's all a bit weird. And Mansfield ffs. Because I know people who care about them, just don't understand the hatred either way. Meh, life goes on.

Sir Les for QPR was outrageous like, would win the initial header then get onto his own flick-on. The only way we could stop him was to buy him. Fucking Le Tissier over and over again, no idea why he hated us so much. Schmeichel in 96. And Crossley of course, made about 20 saves, seemed like half with his fat face goddammit. Gus Poyet as well. Loathsome prick. Remember the day we played them at home and SBR completely reshuffled the usual formation to move Hughes into midfield to watch Poyet, who obviously scored as we lost. Oh God, yes. I'm still in denial with that fucker

Sir Les for QPR was outrageous like, would win the initial header then get onto his own flick-on. The only way we could stop him was to buy him. Fucking Le Tissier over and over again, no idea why he hated us so much. Schmeichel in 96. And Crossley of course, made about 20 saves, seemed like half with his fat face goddammit.

Love the Warriors av, the spelling not so much.

The former Welsh international guy?