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Holy shit. This is his project and he's doing it with us. Pinch me.

Woody all the way. Been watching since 71.

Belengue ¿ Balagué ?

Erm, I don't think you mean that, man, I know you're angry, but it's just football, not fucking genocide.

OK, cool.

From Southampton?

That was too good to miss, to be fair. I think when all's said and done Shearer's had the last couple of million laughs on Justin fucking Whittle. Man, everyone should just forget that fucker's name, not perpetuate it. Like I am doing, ffs.

Ye not gan bed yet? Fuck's sake.

Have a lie down m8

You're areet man.

Slovakia?

Why? Do you just not like him? That seems unreasonable and you usually seem OK. I don't get absolutely hating a lower league footballer.

189% chance they'll play somebody? Calm down. I mean, well done, but Jesus. you what? 45+45+9=99 Basically unless something silly happens it'll be Albania or 3rd from group D Ah, right. I was counting the three as 45% each. Carry on.

189% chance they'll play somebody? Calm down. I mean, well done, but Jesus.

You twats make my life bearable.

Had a tough time explaining the reference to people at work. Explained it, showed them the gif, zero understanding. They liked "All of them" though. Fucking people.

Pls stop m8

Oh, absolutely. The lads that settled here, and there are a lot, speak the language and that. Just they're not the ones hitting the bars in town on Friday nights. And when they do, the same rule applies. If you speak German, you're not one of "them". Handy shibboleth. OK man, I get that. That was pretty much how it was. Me and the mate had a bit of Krautish, enough to order spiegelei and bier, which took about an hour to pour Jeez, the internet doesn't like how I spelt my egg. I had sauerkraut in a frying pan too. Didn't mind Jormany.

But you can't know that, you haven't seen ALL of the players. Not sure you need to have seen every single player play to know that the standard of football is generally better. Well, you need to have seen every era to judge that. And no-one has. Also, I hate that Nobody has that username, so I have to keep saying "no-one" to ensure he has no comeback. Fuck that. Change it, towellie. My father has seen all eras since the mid 50s that he can remember. Says he thinks the 80s were best, but then again that's when he was the most interested so easily rose tinted glasses I guess. The best I've seen with my own eyes was George Best, he was another tortured genius like Jim Baxter or Gazza. Self-destructive. Today's superstars, Messi and CRon, are machines. The game has moved on and so has physicality.

But you can't know that, you haven't seen ALL of the players. Not sure you need to have seen every single player play to know that the standard of football is generally better. Well, you need to have seen every era to judge that. And no-one has. Also, I hate that Nobody has that username, so I have to keep saying "no-one" to ensure he has no comeback. Fuck that. Change it, towellie.

I saw him score a shitload of goals, like. Shall we agree to differ?

I cannot believe Lineker said this is the first time we've come from behind to win a game in a major tournament. Helmut fucking Haller, man. That couldn't be more major.

How good was Arthur Friedenreich?

But you can't know that, you haven't seen ALL of the players.

Actually, when I stopped with my mate's bro in Paderborn back in the day, he was pretty assimilated and fluent, had married a local lass and they had a kid about 7, so not all are the same. Not too keen on sweeping generalisations.