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People shouldn't be using "of all time" tbh, no-one has seen ALL of the players that have ever played.

Didn't Pato do some shit like that? And yeah, got booted to fuck.

Can't believe you got away with this, you serial punster.

My hero tbh.

Quite pleased I psyched my mackem deskmate out of having Payet in his FF team. "Martial's in there, mate." Geet in. Fucking mug.

strike two The correct form of address would be Sir Alan Shearer anyway. I have to deal with these fuckers all the time, but I'm sure he'd be fine with Al, or mate.

Of course, how could I forget?

Colin Bell was canny good, like.

Didn't he turn Kâzım Kâzım in Turkey? Edit: Aye, he did. Always seemed a bit of an odd decision.

Palace can fuck off and die. And may I also add what an utter thicket of winnets Palace fans are. They bring back an utter fucking arsehole of a manager disliked for being a completely unprofessional, arrogant prick of a man who they have some cult attraction too because he was one of the many shite players that have played for them in their complete irrelevance of a history, then they buy a bloke two year after he left us re-uniting him with said prick and suddenly they're full of hot air towards us across social media and message boards, and now their club apparently want another player of ours? Fuck off. We'll be a better attraction than them even in the Championship. People point at us and say we've won fuck all and we have to take it off Man Utd, Liverpool etc but I'm not having it off a club like fucking Palace, runners up for the FA cup in 1990 and this year and a third place finish in the top flight in the 1990-91 season and that's the best claims they have? Fuck right off. Their stadium looks like something Whitley Bay FC would turn their noses up at and they made their club record signing this season at around 10m. Fucking no marks. They can comment when they've managed at least a game more than the mackems in Europe, macron wearing tramps. Calm down, kidda.

You prefer the married ladies?

That's good. Let's see what the colonials make of it.

I loved it, hairs on the back of the neck and that. Everyone else hated it at the time. Srsly they first played it on Fantasy Football and I taped it (VCR, fuck off you young uns) and played it half a dozen times off the belt. It's the hope that gets you.

Never was.

That looks a bit vertiginous. Fuck that, I don't want to scale anything.

He did http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3610754/Eric-Cantona-sensationally-claims-Didier-Deschamps-omitted-Karim-Benzema-Hatem-Ben-Arfa-France-s-Euro-2016-squad-ethnic-backgrounds.html Erm, can you not have that man's erection there, please? It makes me uncomfortable.

Are you French, my friend? I am interested that there is a distinction between "Arabs" and others. If they grew up in France, are they not French too?

Catching shit early >>>>>> Get well soon Daveed. Everyone else, get to the doc.

OK. Missed that. We good.

U takin the piss m8?

*and

I'm 2 weeks behind on my TV and this fat fucking gloating mess has landed on my screen. FML.

In the suspenders? White top, bouncing up and down. Might reweind to the suspenders. I think that was her. Me and you have different definitions of suspenders. Don't sully lechery with your dead version of the language bullshit. Come on, man. Safe zone. Safe zone. Show me the nice lady, man, I can do some leching. She'd better not be wearing braces, mind, and there should be some stockings involved. I have no idea how to translate that into your language. It'll end up as teeth and uniforms, no doubt. How appropriate it should be the first post on this page.

Fancy thinking it's a good idea to go out in public with that on your head. They're not fucking normal.

True.