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Thanks, man.

Honestly, with this meticulous benign dictator I have high hopes. This guy could be IT!

Looks like they've got a clear vision for the future so it should be a good spectacle You're the worst offender

A lot of hammers I know in E17 think It's Alright. They didn't want to leave Upton Park either, preferring to stay another day. Not surprising, new stadium will be soulless. You need your home ground to be a house of love. They've been around the world but there's no place like home. Jesus Christ, I hope you fuckers had to research that shit and didn't have it on the tip of your tongue.

Aye, my stepdad and my man help run a non-league club a few divisions lower down. They played a team from the North West a couple of years ago who are technically a few divisions above them but were worse. The league system in this country beneath the conference gives a massive advantage to southern teams and has them placed higher up the pyramid. North Eastern teams in particular are ranked lower down either officially or unofficially and the quality here is far better than most of the country. Did we decide if this was your boyfriend or your butler? Can't remember.

Nah, man, was jesting. Ah'm nee fuckin Nietzsche. People are people, not a problem. Shit, 5 times I've been a suspected racist in my life now. 4 of them on here. Fuck's sake, you're all such sensitive flowers. I love everyone, but don't tell my wife.

Calm down, man. Nobody's letting them off for that, but some of them are nearly human.

Fucking regulators man. 95 changes to confuse everyone and keep themselves looking important and, basically, in a job. Twats.

One of the office mackems fucked off last week, so at his leaving bash we had a proper non-adversarial conversation. He's one of those "We're classier than you" fucktards, but he totally accepted that deep down we're just the same. Fucking wanker. I'm sure there's a better version out there.

Chris Smalling on a one man mission to stop me winning my fantasy football league this week. Up yours, Chris, hope you get cut from the Euro squad.

France has very good outcomes for angioplasty. If it was left main I doubt he would've made it to surgery. The fact he's had Cabg would in indicate medium sized vessels, some with full occlusions involved. Loads of people have Bypass with left main stem occlusions, it could have been a transient blockage or clot. No point speculating anyhow unless someone shows me the angiogram then I can tell you what was up Just glad he is fine Stay on here, man, we need a proper medic. Leffe and catmag, same to you. Also, glad he is fine.

Great one against MU too and a few others, hope to fuck he's fine.

Ahh, fuck this shit. Hang on David.

There has been some synchronicity here There were 3 people putting the lotion on their skin today as I thought of Jame Gumm. Self-basting fuckers. I am not weird.

Yep; it's pointless Along with the League Cup Lesta lass at work has fond memories of the LC tbf, showed me pics of her whole family from whenever, 97 and 2000 it says here, although that's been trumped a bit now. A day at Wembo is a thing, I mind 76 and Denis fucking Tueart, the Judas. Different era that, admittedly, but play-off finals etc. can be a massive landmark in a supporter's life. You fucking miseries

Was the WBA away cup game. Mick Lowes and Supermac were calling for the players to walk off the pitch on BBC Newcastle such was the blatant bias of his officiating. Did Macdonald do a BBC match? Must have missed that one. It's normally Anderson and cup matches are shit to get a stream for so I have to use Plan B and go to radio. As are Championship games so next season will be a fucker.

I can confirm that this happened. I haven't worked out what the best care plan would be, he seems quite happy himself, it's just his relationship with reality that will be a problem in future.

Yeah, they can be a pain in the arse, but they just saved yours so kiss theirs.

I do the Telegraph one at work. 9 Manchester United plus Barkley and Defoe because the FA Cup counts. 9 terrorised, 2 benched, zero for me This has been a repeated kick in the balls week, now there's a fucking mackem crowing at me on the radio about the fly-past. what is wrong with those tiny-minded people? FML.

Niki Mäenpää? Finland innit? Vowels 4 Consonants 3. There was a high scoring draw with Jussi Jääskeläinen too. They're sticking an e in for the dots on the ä which makes it 7-3 and 9-6, but that's not how the Finns do it. There's a couple of Finnish posters who'll be more informed than I am. Ugo Ehiogu was very vowel-heavy. Right, I'm gonna waste my time on some other bollocks now.

We all know that, too, but we're deluded fantasists.

Niki Mäenpää? Finland innit? Vowels 4 Consonants 3. There was a high scoring draw with Jussi Jääskeläinen too. They're sticking an e in for the dots on the ä which makes it 7-3 and 9-6, but that's not how the Finns do it. There's a couple of Finnish posters who'll be more informed than I am.

I hadn't clocked that Kâzım Kâzım was playing for Celtic these days. My network is letting me down

I can't hear half his squeaks, it's like a dog whistle. Lucky me

I thought Martial, Rashford and Iheanacho would be the three he meant.