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newsted

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  1. Actually that was my biggest gripe last time, being a radio wanker. Having to trust someone else's interpretation of the game and seeing 10 secs of highlights. Come on, Rafa!
  2. Chin up, man, it's only football. Loads of worse things, etc. I've got a worse relegation story, and we're not down yet anyway. 9
  3. newsted

    sunder↓and

    Like being found or pleading guilty to any of those things is somehow OK. Need to change your mates iyam.
  4. Oh, you didn't. Joeyt will be twisting in his bed that he wasn't there for that open goal.
  5. More likely is we go down, he decides he wants to stay and the muppets in charge manage to cock it up. I think they have a clause to boot him if the first two things happen. £££.
  6. To me, that's still Cole being wrong. I'm not going to hate someone forever because they don't say "Good morning" back to me, that happens every day. People have their own things going on. The self-important twat. IMO.
  7. Was that it? How pathetic! I had some lass at work not speak to me for 2 years for some imagined slight, but I wasn't having to set her up for clinical finishes twice a week. What a drama queen Cole was, Teddy comes out of that the bigger man imo.
  8. Yeah, I think we like to say "complicated".
  9. Iirc they didn't speak off the pitch.
  10. That's not an equation. You need an =. FFS!
  11. Ah, some fucker's going to emoji that. Fuck off, you.
  12. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,97773.875.html ? Not opening in Tapatalk. Still not opening in Tapatalk. Don't use Tapatalk. I heartily agree. Sick of seeing my happiness emoji-ed.
  13. By Moncur. Be gobsmacked if that clown could have even have strung the sentence together to ask the question. There you go. Almost. Works both ways tbh. I was being more efficient.
  14. By Moncur. Be gobsmacked if that clown could even have strung the sentence together to ask the question. There you go.
  15. He's had enough chances and just can't. So sad. Sadly. Keep expecting the thread title to end in RIP.
  16. Nah, he's an old man they think is a useful figurehead. Scored 3 to win us a trophy that doesn't count any more, apparently, politics, but he is not worthless or a piece of shit. That's harsh, man.
  17. newsted

    sunder↓and

    Are you taking the piss? SAFC, along with the vast majority of the cretins they call a fanbase have already deleted the whole incident from their history. I read yesterday "why do they keep saying ex sunderland player when he played for city, boro etc?" Here's why. You knew. You all knew, and you all kept him in the first eleven to save your PL status, you all chanted his name like a hero, you all danced like gibbons when he scored in the 90th minute and you all hounded a child on social media to the point of suicide. sunderland and their fascist defending, nonce loving, backwards racist sh*tstain fans are a disgrace to the game. But yeah, I punched a horse that time so equals pequals... Hang on, do you think I'm a mackem?
  18. newsted

    sunder↓and

    I literally can't move about for this happening all day like. Very inconsiderate of them. sunderland, man. Jesus.
  19. newsted

    sunder↓and

    Thick as fuck, immature, undeveloped, never-going-to-get-any-better sociopath. Our system encourages this sort of thing. Sigh. Some damning words from the judge both on him and on the club. I think he's irredeemable but SAFC should have a cleanout of anyone who facilitated this, which must have been more than one person. Christ, all the way he must have been thinking "I can't believe how much I can get away with! Hahaha!" The sick fuck. I hope he gets what he deserves inside.
  20. Urgh, one of my worst football memories is my sis phoning up during extra time v Belgium in 1990 (she's oblivious to football) and me saying "I'm watching the match, man!" My rant went on to say how shit David Platt was and he shouldn't be in the squad. And then... Some fucking expert I am. Live on the phone, man. I fucking hated him in that moment. Scoring a last minute winner, the bastard! It won't even have registered with her, but I still feel that shame. Still hold an unreasonable grudge against him.
  21. Isn't chorizo already smoked? Smoke me whatever the sausage is before it's chorizo, alright. The original quote was "Smoke me a kipper...", which is likewise already smoked, so I reckon that's a decent Spanification tbh. Chorizo is not normally smoked. You can get a smoked one but its not that common. It does contain alot of smoked paprika though. Upon reading the wikipedia entry on chorizo I realise that Gorilla is right so Ian's original post was not only erudite and witty but also factually and technically correct. I humbly apologise for my embarrassing lack of knowledge regarding Iberian meat delicacies. I've let myself down and i've let the forum down. On the kipper front, possibly Ace Rimmer enjoys them double smoked or encourages his colleagues to skin up dried smoked fish as a pre breakfast livener. Don't beat yourself up, mate, we've all been there. Imagine not knowing your chorizos.
  22. Isn't chorizo already smoked? Smoke me whatever the sausage is before it's chorizo, alright. The original quote was "Smoke me a kipper...", which is likewise already smoked, so I reckon that's a decent Spanification tbh. Chorizo is not normally smoked. You can get a smoked one but its not that common. It does contain alot of smoked paprika though. This is getting out of hand. I can categorically state that I am not an expert on smoking Spanish sausages.
  23. newsted

    Football pet hates

    Coleman and Davies fiascoes? [emoji38]Yeah, keeping them on when they were old and dithery and out of touch. I was a bit angry when I posted that tbh, but I never rated them. They're humans and I wish them no ill will, but I don't want to be annoyed by old men talking rubbish when I'm watching football. It's bad enough already. Coleman didn't commentate on a game of football after 1980 but he was still the best athletics commentator when he retired in 2000. Davies to me was always the best BBC commentator once Coleman stopped doing football, yet was always shunned in favour of Motson, who imo has always been cack. Strange you'd pick the best two Beeb commentators as examples of going on too long. We have different opinions. That's fine.
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