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Isn't chorizo already smoked? Smoke me whatever the sausage is before it's chorizo, alright. The original quote was "Smoke me a kipper...", which is likewise already smoked, so I reckon that's a decent Spanification tbh.

Coleman and Davies fiascoes? Yeah, keeping them on when they were old and dithery and out of touch. I was a bit angry when I posted that tbh, but I never rated them. They're humans and I wish them no ill will, but I don't want to be annoyed by old men talking rubbish when I'm watching football. It's bad enough already.

Jonathan fucking Pearce, man. Who let that happen? What a slow motion car crash that cunt has been. Given the Coleman and Davies fiascos, and the ongoing Motson one, I dread the next few decades. Jesus Christ, he's abominable. What a twat.

*Noncense, man, keep up.

Counts IIRC. Remember a ref popping one in on an old Danny Baker video and then ran back to halfway looking like he was celebrating. Aye, the ref's part of the field of play. Just like a fucking beachball.

Wycombe were his last club. Ah fair enough. I totally missed that. Thanks. Edit - can you think of anyone else? Peter Garland Paul Bodin Was Bodin the left back signed by KK? Nah, Ossie Ardiles. Also Tony Cunningham.

Wycombe were his last club. Ah fair enough. I totally missed that. Thanks. Edit - can you think of anyone else? Peter Garland Paul Bodin Viv Busby

I'd never noticed Mahrez likes a dive so much before. Ref kept buying it. Goddammit. Great player, but he can fuck off with that, the cheating forrin. (Stays firmly in my fantasy team)

Stoppit. Who cares? OK, knock yourself out being deliberately and aggressively wrong. Aggressive? Grow up you tart i simply didnt know/care how it was spelt In non mincer news: 94 points this week, would have broken 1700 points but for that pen miss OK, I take back the aggressive part.

Stoppit. Who cares? OK, knock yourself out being deliberately and aggressively wrong.

Ah, that's not as good. Fair play, triggs.

*fuck off *grammar

Wtf? Yous having a tiff?

Think I've seen that film. just a dodgy refereeing decision and a jammy own goal away from glory. I'm still furious. Lots of other f-words, but they're all the fucking same. We're not bouncing back this time, we'll be on Channel 5 or something. Fuck this shit.

Touchline, sideline, what do you mean? Draw me a picture, man, I know you can do that. Maybe tomorrow

Fuck's sake, people. Not even a ? What's the matter with you? Carry on, tom.

Stoppit.

Think I've seen that film.

This bloke was a dick as well. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/26252832

It's so weird. I'm just watching and thinking "Ooh. that's got to hurt" as the thing tumbles out of control. Ashley has killed my love of the club. Damn, never thought that could happen. The fat bastard.

Hoax, they're saying on Radio Newcastle. Aye, what he said

I thought she'd repeatedly drunkenly outed herself? Doesn't excuse the mongs, like, that whole thing's a horrible mess. I heard there's new evidence and he's got an appeal coming up. Ugh, people.

Thanks for sharing, man.

I know of one, goes by Jamie these days but there's a lot of sotto voce URGHurghURGHurghURGH and air cigars going on. Poor lad.