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Well let's get the fucker sent down first, then see how they try to explain themselves out of this one. She's going to take the fall, I reckon, and they'll see her alright. £££.

Hate the attitude some people have that sport doesn't actually matter like. Of course it does When you've got the life and death and comfort matters sorted, maybe, if you're interested. It's the First World thing again. That's not worthy of hate imo.

Deleted from memory, obviously. Fair enough.

Mmmm... wish I could find a similar stat for La Liga, but google isn't giving me anything. Doesn't an all Spanish XI start every week for Athletic Bilbao? Yeah, just realized. But to be completely honest Laporte is French. They are really stretching the "basque rule" with him. Did it with Lizarazu too, didn't they?

Also, thread title change.

Merson today man, had to turn the TV off. Started off ridiculing the west ham fans for wanting to see good football then launches into the most ludicrous defence of allardyce. Was along the lines of the style if play wasnt his fault- he played football to suit the strengths of the players he had available to utilise at the time (aye, he signed them all dickhead.) If it wasn't for allardyce then west ham wouldn't have the likes of payet and lanzini at the club now (why? Bilic signed them when he was overhauling the shit yet expensive squad allardyce left behind, these aren't players SA would look at signing in a month of Sundays.) And I'll tell you another thing, if noocarsell hadn't got rid of him they'd never have been rele... Ah fuck off man where's the remote. Bilic has shown up allardyce this season, he's shown that west ham fans were right to be critical of allardyces football and he's shown that they didn't need to be "careful what they wished for" as they were being patronised left, right and centre. And all of allardyces cronies hate it and bitterly resent that they have been proven so wrong. Up with this sort of thing. Merson's a complete div. As is Fat Sham. Made millions out of it, unbelievable.

That. Love that you're slipping into common speech in a second language.

Uncomfortable use of the word "arousing", there. Had to turn off my visual centre.

Still furious that "experts" maintain that if we hadn't binned this hippo-headed monstrosity we wouldn't have been relegated a year and a half later. Annoyingly they'd be factually correct, he would have accelerated it by a year. They were lauding the fat mess on (cringe) Soccer Saturday earlier and hoyed up a graphic showing that sunderland are in exactly the same position as when he arrived. Not sure what they proved by that. If I needed any extra motivation to want them down, this would do it, I need this fucking myth busted.

So essentially, in any sex case unless there are what third party witnesses/evidence the person can never be convicted? That cannot be right. No evidence with the exception of the alleged victim's word resulting in a conviction if contested by the defendant(s)? I'd be genuinely interested to read one case in the UK where it has, but I doubt it exists. Wow. So naive. It happens every day, in every court. Witness/victim testimony is what the justice system is built on. How do you think historical sex offences ever get prosecuted? In your world, almost nobody other than strangers with a knife in the park would ever get convicted of rape, the conviction rate would be in single digits. Most rape allegations hinge on consent in my experience - standard practice is two pissed people go home together, sex occurs, and they disagree about the circumstances in which it took place. Physical evidence in that situation is worthless. Not just sex cases, most minor offences in the magistrates run purely on witness statements as well - most domestic violence is one person's word against another, most racially aggravated offences are the same: "he hit me and called me a paki" "no I didn't, I just hit him." Stuff like drunk and disorderly is your word against a police officer and your chances of your word being deemed more credible than his are slim to none. There is no evidence in a case like that - the two sides give their version of what happened and the bench decide which is more credible. "Doubt it exists" I was going to say that, but much less coherently.

Can't stand any of them, they want to hurt me. Don't hate any of them, they're just doing their job. Really dislike the mass media though, they're awful. What a strange thread.

Hope the fucker gets serious time and a proper noncing inside. Clearly did it for the thrills, the utter creep. "Hahaha, I'm above the law", fucking twat.

The Dembele's were at Fulham at the same time for like 7 days so not rally Well, yah, rally, you can't deny I get confused. It's my brain's fault, but there we are. Fortunately haven't got to factor this loser in. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moussa_Demb%C3%A9l%C3%A9_(hurdler) That looks messy

What sort of perversion is this?

Oh, and Stif, the girls are unhappy, man. Don't frequent those places, you're just making the world, and their lives, worse. And tell your imaginary mate the same.

You think I'm weird. My mate worked in a road across the road from it at the time, he stupidely told the stripper he had. The next day for a week she came in for her lunch asking for my mate. What does any of that mean? He worked in a road and told her he had it? The next day for a week? Please, for your own good, stop it.

Never been able to take him seriously after he failed to score once in his first season at Manchester United. As a centre forward, playing every game. He was a bit Rivière tbh.

Keep getting confused between Moussa Dembélé and Mousa Dembélé. Doesn't help that they were both at Fulham at the same time. Reminiscent of the England international Gary Stevenses. If I were even older the Welsh international Ron Davieses might come to mind, but one of them decided to be a Wyn, which turned out OK. Carry on.

Good news. Looked at the fixtures this weekend. Our league at work (Telegraph) includes the FA Cup as well as the Prem, transfers available up to KO and my head said "Hey, you want to stick Payet and Costa in for Silva and Agüero, given that they're going to play twice and City couldn't give a fuck and have the League Cup next week." Didn't do it, but that's a definite twitch. Hopefully I'll get a proper FF boner by the end of the season. Can't believe it's been a whole year since those cunts absolutely destroyed me, well, more that it's taken me so long to rebuild. I should be used to it by now, but it was so fucking sly and underhand it took me by surprise. They're still at it, but my shields are at 100%. The dilithium crystals cannae take much more, like.

Well, that was odd.

Mbema to check next time. I thought that was good. Christ, I must be pissed. Off to bed.

2 seconds too late. Timing is everything tomorrow. Pointless meetings all day and I'm minuting one of them. Fuck this shit. Good luck everyone.

His excuses, OK, I can get that in.

Cheers, man. I needed your validation. Phew!