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newsted

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  1. Were you there, mate? I'll talk to Lesta Lass tomorrow and hear if any of her fam were there. Don't get into a helicopter, peeps.
  2. I'm thinking that. Fucking hero of a pilot stopped the main blades and aimed it away from the crowds. Imagine that being the last thing you fucking do, man, knowing it. He had three seconds to do that, taking out his lass, his boss, and two others, but saving shitloads. Once the main rotor's off, you're sitting in a stone. The thing just plummeted. Shit.
  3. Would 100% be me when I finally make it to my 1st game Unless Diame and Shelvey start fighting each other and Lascelles gets sent off for hand balling in the penalty area. Was your first game v Villa?
  4. That's all maybes though. Look at the state of the BB'ers that use it. They are fucked. If messi was still using he'd have a gut the size of Ashley. NOT a doctor, man. Is you?
  5. I'm still alive somehow, mate. I've seen worse. FFS, say "in your memory".
  6. 'HGH may build up connective tissue within muscles, at least in the short term. If these effects are real they “may promote resistance to injury or faster repair”'. I'm not a doctor so idfk.
  7. And penalties. Admittedly we miss them when we get them these days, but even when we score they get disallowed. My mind is still fucking boggling at that one.
  8. I'm trying desperately not to make a comment about HGH here . First thing I thought of too.
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    Rafa Benítez

    I couldn't agree more.
  10. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alun_Armstrong ? Bit harsh.
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    Sunderland

    This happened on The Unbelievable Truth on BBC iPlayer R4 Extra, which I hadn't heard before: Alex Horne: "Some male parrots like to vomit into the mouths of female parrots after snogging them..." buzz...(blah, blah) David Mitchell: "Yes, they do. White-fronted Parrots kiss mouth-to-mouth, even using tongues, and, when the male parrot becomes sufficiently aroused, he vomits into the female's mouth. It's like a night out in sunderland." As if I didn't love David Mitchell enough. https://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/play/b03zy1cd
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    Kevin Keegan

    Love it. Gan on King Kev.
  13. Reckon the Ps are demonyms tbf. Maybe a G and an R. Need Felipão[/member] on that. Not trying that wavy thing over the a on my phone Edit. Wahay!
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    Football pet hates

    Aye, if you try to stay on your feet you get nowt though.
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    On this day...

    That was amazing, he must have taken about 20 that game, the mental strength, man, last minute saver. One of the few times I've lost it watching football in a good way - Michael Thomas and Craig Bellamy spring to mind.
  16. In response to the question as to whether Ms. C. ever raised her voice, screamed or called out, X responded, according to the document: "She said no and stop several times." In the document, X says that she was lying on her side. "I entered her from behind. It was rude. We didn't change position. 5/7 minutes. She said that she didn't want to, but she made herself available." And further: "But she kept saying 'No.' 'Don't do it.' 'I'm not like the others.' I apologized afterwards."
  17. One of our consultants is a Blackburn fan, oddly enough, so he tells me what's going on there, and despite everything I'd still take us over them. I might be biased like. Big Al won the League for them and he should have been here. A trophy would be wonderful, but we could at least try.
  18. Did you just call that fucker a nipple? What you gonna do about it? Just seemed a bit mild. So many insults out there. Must be at least a shitcunt.
  19. "insufficuent" can't possibly be autocorrect. Wtf?
  20. That'll be it, seems a bit unfair like.
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    Sunderland

    Right next to British Bechuanaland Street, you never been there? You'd love it.
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