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? She Who Must Be Obeyed. The one who owns the pussy. It's not fair but that's the way it is and why I go to b****** work every weekday. FFS. Where's the equality in that? Could go on for months about this. Tell you how to shake her up, offer to go down on her but fill your mouth with Tobasco sauce first. That'll shake her up! *Tabasco* She'd probably like that, we have spicy food all the time, curries and chilis. Fuck's sake, man, don't want to stoke her up any more.

? She Who Must Be Obeyed. The one who owns the pussy. It's not fair but that's the way it is and why I go to bastard work every weekday. FFS. Where's the equality in that? Could go on for months about this.

That is fucking ridiculous. Diving fucking twat. Like Shola's a dirty player ffs. Just been sternly warned by SWMBO to tone my fucking language down Fuck fuck fucking fuck fuck. That'll get toward my target. FUCK!!! Fuck off life.

Haven't read anything previous, but wtf has Gordon Smith done to his head? Seriously, go grey gracefully, dude. Even Strachan seems have managed that. And when you're taking life lessons from a ginger midget you might want to look in the mirror. Yes, I'm married to a ginger midget before you all start preaching from your high horses. At least it's not Gordon fucking Strachan though. Oh, Nile Ranger Good luck with that.

Wow. I haven't got many marbles left, but he seems to have misplaced his all of a sudden. Poor bloke

But they won. Ricky Villa's mazy run and all that. If that was us it'd be my screensaver/wallpaper/ringtone/gravestone. Sigh. This isn't helping. I meant the one a couple of years ago when they were 3-0 up and lost 4-3. I don't even mind Spurs and I'm tired of the Ricky Villa goal. It's not even that good. Fwiw, I also don't think the Carlos Alberto goal from the 1970 WC Final is that good either, walking pace all the way. Heresy, I know. Ah, right. My head was in the long distant past, sorry. Re Carlos Alberto, I am led to believe it was scorchio and humidio in Mexico at the time, hence the disappointingly slow build-up. Bloody slackers.

But they won. Ricky Villa's mazy run and all that. If that was us it'd be my screensaver/wallpaper/ringtone/gravestone. Sigh. This isn't helping.

Ah, man. I'd forgotten about that. Again. They won't though. Football Focus clashes anyway - do ITV have the rights too? Fuckers would probably pay a premium to get them, like. You're quite well located to remember the last time a non-League team beat a top division team, don't think I've clapped eyes on that since 1989 They won the f***ing thing 18 months earlier too. It's quite hard to convince myself the media don't have an agenda sometimes. I doubt if anyone on here remembers Tony Rains and Matthew Hanlan, and I'm sure there is no annual w*** Holiday over them. f***ing 41 years and they will not let it go. What a shower of shits. I'm getting angry in advance now. While I get where you're coming from, I think you're just very unlucky. It really isn't that it's Newcastle Utd, it's that the Ronnie Radford goal is one of the best, most evocative pieces of football film ever. It has always sent goosebumps down my spine from when I was young - and when I was young, Newcastle Utd weren't even on my radar. I couldn't have given a monkeys who it was against, just that it was all amazing. It feels like it is, particularly when people say it is Do Spurs fans have a similar one they're sick of seeing and gets brought up every year for 40 fucking years in every montage in every round of the competition and will do forever? The only thing I can think of which would be anything like it would be Geoff Hurst's "over the line?" goal against West Germany in 1966 - if you're a German in this country - but even then it would only be every day for a month every four years. Would still piss me off like, but it doesn't take much, as you can tell. Football, man.

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Ah, man. I'd forgotten about that. Again. They won't though. Football Focus clashes anyway - do ITV have the rights too? Fuckers would probably pay a premium to get them, like. You're quite well located to remember the last time a non-League team beat a top division team, don't think I've clapped eyes on that since 1989 They won the fucking thing 18 months earlier too. It's quite hard to convince myself the media don't have an agenda sometimes. I doubt if anyone on here remembers Tony Rains and Matthew Hanlan, and I'm sure there is no annual Wank Holiday over them. Fucking 41 years and they will not let it go. What a shower of shits. I'm getting angry in advance now.

The image of Santon with half a Hawaiian sliding down his face pineapples don't belong on pizza man They do like NOOOO! I don't want fruit in me dinner. If I want fruit I'll order pudding. What is wrong with people? It'll be jam on Yorkshires next or cranberry or apple sauce or some such abomination. What? Really? Well as long as they keep it away from mine.

It's clearly "frizzyby" or "frisby". Frisbee ffs. Tut tut. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_disc Knew I should have used the sarcastic font. Just tickled me that only two of them had a bash at spelling it and both fucked it up. As if frizzyby is even an option

It's clearly "frizzyby" or "frisby". Frisbee ffs. Tut tut.

Nah, Naismith fouled him first and he and the commentators made a meal of the reaction. Atkinson was your star man with an assist for the equaliser and he dominated the game throughout, snuffing out any threat wee looked like posing. Wee just didn't have an answer to his power. Meh, wee'd take 12 v 11 I suppose, wee just don't get the offer. Does anyone know what his grudge is?

Oh fuckety doodah, the office mackem is back on Monday and he'll be preening. Ffs. He's only been there a year and a half so this'll be his first chance. Ffs.

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Ref should be wearing a blue shirt tbh.

Yes. Aye, but there was actual contact for 3 of them he reckons The other 2 were presumably just normal dives, for no reason. As you would in the street when you see someone walk past you. FFS. He can fuck off to a diving country asap for me. It's a shame because he's a good player if he could be bothered to stay on his feet. Maybe he's got tired legs because we don't have a winter break so he can't stay upright Fucking precious twat.

"Expert" - "If it's not a foul he's got to book him for a dive" No, he doesn't, fatchops. The laws of physics apply to football as well. Gravity, momentum, action and reaction, they really exist. You should have paid afuckingttention at school you overpaid hasbeen. Yes, I'm looking at every single one of you. From my leaky fucking shed. TANJ.

Up the line is usually the safest option, that's why most teams do it with throw ins in defensive positions. Simpson just didn't throw it hard / long enough or wait until players were in position for it to be safe to throw it down the line because he is thick as fuck. I'll take that as dumber than me then, but I can't tell if it's a compliment. I might be slightly less thick than fuck, but still pretty fucking thick. These things are so difficult to judge. I would have gone with not throwing it directly to an opposing player when your defence is all over the place and you are standing on the fucking touchline, personally. On the plus side, today's nearly over and we can heal overnight.

This annoyed me so much. Our throw-ins a few years ago, pre-relegation, were so shit, throw to a teammate, get it back, miscontrol it, give them a throw-in. Simpson had options, the worst of which was what he actually did. Wtf? He did the same a few times, just chuck it up the line. Don't know if this is under orders so we gain a few yards, but this isn't NFL, you're risking exactly what happened every time. And from the ESPN camera angle you could see it wasn't going to work, so he's either dumber than me or had been told to do it.

Mid to late 70's, I missed that one. My brain is telling me it was a midweek League Cup game. Then again, my brain is addled! its up the page- newstead posted it. Thanks. My brain isn't too bad after all. Something tells me I might have the goals on a dvd (from VHS) somewhere. Burn it.

Oh god, no No way am I going to watch it, at least not tonight. can you remember the 7-2 man utd? when it was.? League Cup 4th Round 27 October 1976. They hadn't invented TV in those days so I wasn't too traumatised until the next day. Micky Burns and Irving Nattrass for us. Some shitebags for them. Think Gordon Hill might have got three but I'm not going in the attic in this state to confirm it. Fuck the internet, I've got a book!