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Oh for fucking fuck's christing sake. This twat will now believe more, if that were even possible, that he is the best football manager that ever lived. The fucking hippo-headed fraud. I'm going to bed now in complete denial. Fucking Big Fat Lucky Sam. I would really dislike it immensely if his shit ideas made any sense at all. Nice finish by Nolan, like, ffffs, but that's what he is good at. Grrrr.

I don't think Ted ever scored for us, I could be wrong. Once in a friendly against Griqualand West in South Africa in 1952 they both scored.

Wtf? Thought it was the opposition manager at first but it must be Spurs first team coach Luís Martins. Guess AVB didn't want to share the glory of beating Maribor

Oh ffffs. "I'm actually offended by this shit on behalf of other people because I know better". Who is this loudmouthed little herbert and who is paying him? Seems to like the limelight, prospective MP? JFC.

D. Bergkamp Esquire

Thought Cabaye's goal was splendid, Suarez is an odious human but very good at playing football, Coloccini's tackle was reckless but not cowardly (as serial twerp Coleman would have it), much like Cheick's the other week, so I'll accept that the red must stand, and did anyone else hear poor Martin Tyler's little crying voice after the final whistle when it dawned on him that Li'pool hadn't emerged in glorious victory? His cat will already be in hiding awaiting the big-booted bastard's bad-tempered arrival home later tonight after a few cans of catbeater. On the whole, I'll take the point, but those tippy-tappy cheats were there for the taking. Getting a bit sick of going out 11 v 14 every match though. The officials' decisions dictate the match stats as much as the teams' tactics btw.

Preaching to the choir here like, but wait til the consensus wakes up. Democracy sucks at times

Totally thought this at the time. Wondered what the micey little gonad was doing there and how they could stand him gibbering on like that. Seem to remember the others just looking at him and then turning away and saying "Right. Anyway..." Felt a bit embarrassed for him tbh, being so out of touch. Still, guess he got the £££s.

Paul Elliott. The way he crowbars inappropriate "long" words and shit management speak into his ramblings makes me wince pretty much non-stop. Seems to impress some people like. Could call it The Crooks Effect. My fucking word, he even made Ray Wilkins sound sensible.

How hot was that milk ffs? Poor bairn must be in and out of hospital all the time with a scalded gob.

Larsson's was higher actually. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yes. I thought Moyes was going to give him a quick dental rearrangement after the dive but tbf he was out-numbered so discretion proved the better part of valour and he didn't spend any time with HMC or indeed HMPS. No idea if I could have been so restrained under the circs, what with seeing red, quite literally. Cunt deserves a proper hoof in the mis-shapen chops. IMO.

Anagram of S***** D***** A**** but I have no idea why they think it's clever. They must have spent some of their actual non-returnable time on earth thinking of that and then some more actually doing it. Tossers.

None of their players would get in our team.

Someone needs to research this so we can put it to bed. I read somewhere it was in the days when team was chosen by commmitee, and they were friendly with Sunderland, and did them a favour by playing our youth team or something. As is clear, it wasnt the same team that we beat Man u at OT that same season 7-1 or something. needs clearing up. Turns out it was the same team that won 4-0 at Forest the week before. Hate it when facts get in the way. Had a few big names out though. And we lost 1-0 at Bank Street to Manchester United - Old Trafford was a couple of years away then. They beat us in the cup semi-final too, the eternal twats. I'll get me anorak.

I shouldn't have, but did

He's accidentally said (re players diving) that it's not right "when there's no contract" - is there something on his mind, d'you think?

Steve on SS1's Footballer's Football Show atm about refereeing if anyone wants to watch it. With Mike Riley and Steve Coppell.

100% this tbh. Same with throw-ins, corners, pelanties etc., the rule is the whole of the ball over the whole of the line. Not most of the ball, not most of the line, not from some strange angle that backs up your argument, or a computer graphic the work experience kid knocked out. It wasn't quite in. Deal with it. Blimey, excuse my French. Also, I believe that Mr Webb is a member of the universally respected South Yorkshire Police force and therefore beyond reproach, certainly within football circles, and I expect that this will bring a swift end to this discussion topic. Policeman's helmet, indeed, how very dare we?

Ffs. So detestable. Can't believe he's still employed. Speaking of which, Shephard, Kamara, Vinnie Jones and Wally Downes on Sky right now. FML.

Stuart Hall is a pretentious self-regarding twat who thinks he is far cleverer than he is tbh and the fawning lickspittles who encourage him should be ashamed of themselves. Treating the big-headed old wanker like he's a national fucking treasure ffs. I'm going back to bed and will get out of the right side next time. Nah, fuck it, Sunday can put its tin hat on.

He did a talk-in at my work with Michael Gray, he's definitely not a Mackem (his dad was though), and he had nothing but good things to say about Newcastle. By comparison, maybe, given that he played for us and Gray certainly didn't. My anecdotal evidence is that NUFC supporters were banned from his wedding back in 1988 (?) according to my then boss, who was a trumpet of lies and deserves a hot pitchfork for it, the bugger. I still want to believe him in this respect, though. And just listen to his shite accent, man. He can't do it very well. Good player though.

There is just something inherently wrong about Rodgers. He seems to be a bluffer who has been caught out straight away. The series is clearly aimed at a US audience and I'm glad we didn't do anything like it, it's just embarrassing. I don't have a problem with proper Li'pool fans or even hangers-on, it's just the god-awful "We are better than you" mind-set that gets right up my goat. Poor bloody goat, I should get the RSPCA out for it really, it's having a bad time.