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Not good, that can be shit serious. This is true. Knew a couple of lads who died in their 20s of this, one was as fit as fuck too, team captain. Never liked Huth, but hope he's OK.

again, I need a list of acceptable abbreviations here.

Aye, missed a couple of years, and played injured a lot too. Fucking legend to me like. 283 in the league and all top flight in teams that weren't always at the top of the table. In living memory only Jimmy Greaves beats that and he wasn't a target man fighting for every ball like Shearer. What a guy.

120 in 251 after 30. Useless old man Had a bet with a guy at work that he'd score 1 in every 2 in 2001-2, he put his annual salary on he wouldn't. Never got the money like So many people were anti-Shearer back then, unbelievable to me, think they were trying to be clever and say "I told you so" because the nationals were against him. People, pfft.

Happened in one of our matches back when Shearer was playing. He complained to the ref about the 'keeper (my memory's failing at this hour as to who it was) holding onto the ball for more than the allocated amount of time, and we were awarded an indirect free kick which we scored from iirc. Jussi Jaaskelainen? Seem to remember the hippo having a strop about it and laughing me tits off. Bastard got me back later like.

Do I fuck.

Nah Sunderlands squad is better marra, just Mags have a better first XI and got lucky with injuries. FTM. And an easy fixture list. 9-1 FTM.

Also critisising and missrepresenting ffs. That bloke gets paid for his words and he can't even spell. His assistant must tidy them up for publication and deserves a medal by the look of it. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhv505PtkC1qgh8qto1_400.jpg The go-to guy

Also critisising and missrepresenting ffs. That bloke gets paid for his words and he can't even spell. His assistant must tidy them up for publication and deserves a medal by the look of it.

Cardiff again.

Public address system. Frankenstein was the name of the creator, not the monster. Was gonna go with the copyright thing. My bad. All this fancy knowledge does me no good Kinda love lying smileys tbh

I think he's overrated tbh and i dont use that work to throw away like some people. He's a very good dribbler but far too often runs into blind alleys and think's he's Messi, his finishing is pis poor and passing while decent isn't anything to ride home about. In short he's a good player but isn't worth anywhere near the hype he gets. FFS man, this post hurt my head during my catchup! Wait til I get on my horse and tell people I've had something to ride home about. Work up Unless you're taking the pis?

Chin up poppett, dont take it too heart. Your turn as the bullet magnet tonight. Well. You tend to get quite frustrated when everyone jumps at you for basically no reason and explanation. True, i tend to find that expressing something in words is difficult as you cant get the tone across. Don't want to be patronising (that means talking down to people like me), but it can be difficult to communicate effectively in your first language, never mind another. A little leeway, guys? For fuck's sake. Fucking stronzi. Give the guy a break.

They got sacked on their holidays? Classy! But who the fuck am I gonna shout at when I get in from work now? The missus shouts back and will stab me when I'm asleep. I'll have to find some fuckwit to stand in the corner rambling nonsense and not listening to anyone else. Shouldn't be too hard actually, most of my neighbours are getting on a bit, I'll just put the kettle on...

This looks like something Dino should be able to answer. (Vookich tbh). But it's got that little wossname on the first "c" that my keyboard won't support. I thought that meant "ch" but I know the grand total of fuck all tbh. Mind, I'm older than you lot so you can queue up to kiss my ass.

Vuckic is "Voochkeech" and not "Vookich" innit? Never heard anyone do it right. Bosnians/Slovenians can feel free to shoot me down. Figuratively, not literally, put those down now ffs.

I think e as a French accent

That's a bit different as it's not a foreign word (to us). If he or commentators can't pronounce it our way then they're wrong. Hoolk tbh.

What? Do you mean I'm lying or they fixed it? I just think it was a snafu tbh and I had to get it off my chest, no biggie. Mind my immediate reaction was they'd put a lass on for commercial reasons. Hang on, if she's a looker they could get some photos, couldn't they? And if she knew the answers she'd be bound to win... But why wouldn't they tell me the places were filled in that case? Conspiracy theories

No, I was on the phone asking what that tart was doing in my place. I'll torture myself and listen to it when it finally turns up on the website in about a fucking month. They're so slow - they're up to 29 June atm. At least the pain will be less raw then. Or more likely I'll completely forget

1471 is the one that gives you the last number that called you. You can withhold your number so that doesn't work and businesses do this sometimes because you get people ringing reception asking what they wanted and the lasses have no idea which of the hundreds of people called that number which pisses everyone off. On the receiving end you can block withheld numbers to stop calls about fucking PPI or whatever and we've done this, but it also blocks calls from businesses like Real Radio. However, as BT say: "If you have chosen to have your number permanently withheld, you can use 1470 to enable your number to be released on a call-by-call basis. Simply dial '1470' before making a call." Which means if the geezer on the phones doesn't know this IT COSTS ME A GRAND, FFS. FML.

They've been running a daft quizzy thing on the "legends" show while the usual suspects are off spending their ill-gotten gains, and you have to say whether some daft name is a footballer or not, like "Johnny Moustache" or whatever, you get 30s to rattle through as many as you can. Yes he is, btw. They've been doing it a coupla times a night and I just have it on for background noise and occasional shouting at the stupid cunts usually but I kinda like foreign languages and names and football and was just answering along and getting most of them right and realised the same ones were getting repeated over and over again but the normal callers were a bit, erm, unobservant of this fact. One of them even said Pele was not a footballer ffs. After a few days the missus is gannin "You're getting them aal right, you should get on there and win us the prize!" - it was a grand, which we could do with tbh. The thing ran three weeks ending tonight, so I thought tactically best to wait til the end to know what I had to beat, which was 10 - I was getting 12s and up to 15 in answering-along so it was just stage fright to worry about. Phoned up last night (Thurs) as they keep saying they're looking for contestants but the places were filled by that time so I had to phone at 6 tonight. Did that and got the first spot, they'd ring me back at 6.40 to 6.45. Fine. Adrenalin rushing, patter rehearsed, answers jumping in front of my eyes, pacing like a caged tiger. No phone call, some lass comes on in my place on the show, plays a blinder and wins the grand. Ring the station up and they say my phone wouldn't take their call because they don't leave their number. Cba to argue but the guy said he tried 1471 and everything. I said "Err, you mean 1470?" I don't think he did. I'm a little bit cross. Haven't cried and pissed meself live on local radio like I might have done in the spotlight, but that screeching lass has got £1,000 of mine cos some arse doesn't know how fucking phones work. I'm such a loser. If I took a tenth as much interest in my job as football I'd be fucking dangerous, quoting fucking Blah Blah Acts left right and fucking centre Oh. Maybe I should Fucking mood swings

"Fixed"

2-1, apparently they always win 2-1. Anyway, I was alive back in 73 and as I was a kid might have been out of the loop a bit, but everyone at my school and in my family wanted sunderland to beat dirty leeds, who were awful cheats, handling and fouling and getting away with it constantly, nothing has changed in 40 years in that when it comes to the top teams, I can only assume referees are easy to manage. Seriously, we were all rooting for the mackems (the word hadn't been applied to them yet) in a North East solidarity situation as we hadn't met any of them I guess. Christ, that changed quickly as soon as I did meet some when I was working and they weren't, piles of chips on their shoulders despite the cup win, jealous beyond belief. I really feel sorry for them, they have nowhere to go. btw Michael Horseshit was the worst player on the pitch by a fucking mile, just chasing after shadows in a stupid sweaty ginger way like the last kid you'd ever pick on your team and he seems to have made a fucking career out of it, the fucking twat. Just my opinion, obv.