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Nah, 1920, after WW1, when the league system was extended to 4 rather than 2 divisions. And will the cheats have their titles and cups and medals confiscated for all the cheating stuff? It would be only fair after all, seems they've been cheating for years and years. Not surprised tbh, always thought they were arrogant gits as a neutral. Had some good players like, but then they could always find the money for them somehow. Fuck fucking Rangers, hope they disappear down the plughole now I think about it. They've been screwing the taxpayer, i.e. me and you, well me anyway, for all those years. They're on my shitlist now along with bastard Vodafone and the rest. Scots cunts. OK, bedtime

That bloke blighted nearly every one of our matches on TV for about 20 years and seems to still be doing it on DVDs. What is going on? Just sounds so insincere, like it tears him apart every time we score and he's delighted inside when we concede because we deserve to. Everyone I've spoken to assumes he's a mackem but maybe he's just as bad as it's possible to be at what he's getting paid for. Maybe if he'd been an actuary his voice might have been relatively interesting rather than incredibly annoying. Thanks for the memories, Rodge, now fuck the fuck off and never come back.

i'm on hols in the lakes for spurs so pleased it's on live. hope the 'local' has it on but it may mean a trip into ambleside. on the wedding theme, i was an usher at a wedding the day england played sweden ~(scholes sent off). I am on none of the wedding photo's due to watching the match, it was seen as an omen for a marriage that didn't last. Stepson got married the day we played The Boche in Euro 2000 (1-0, Shearer header ) - reception was held at the local CIU club, match on in the bar. There wasn't a single bloke in the function room including the groom . Best I've ever been to bar mine, we all piled in after the final whistle completely buzzing, total party atmosphere all night.

Still there I think. Loaned to Blackpool last season for a bit.

Nm, shops and pubs would see a slight increase in sales of alcohol and taking for the day of the final, the sun would make 66 pages of Roy bumming special and that would be it. Was actually a thing in the paper this morning how shops are predicting a £1 billion loss in England-themed tat that they're going to have to sell knock-down now Watched this last week. It was shit. Jason Manford and a load of non-football people making weak "jokes" for an hour.

Probs the wrong thread but fuck it. Watching "One Night In Turin" at the mo - I'd blanked out from my memory how cuntish the utter cunts of the press were to SBR when he was England manager. The usual suspects are all there, fucking Woolnough and the rest, "In the name of God, go", etc. Fucking twats. And then THEY turned on US when he was getting on a bit and the kids in our dressing room got a bit beyond him. Ffs. And don't get me started on fucking Thatcher and fucking Moynihan, the jockey-shaped arsehole. I'd line up the journos in a row and machine-gun the cunts without a second thought. I've had a bad day at the twatting office, haven't I? Now we're going to lose to fucking Germany on fucking pens again. Fuck this for a game of soldiers! Oh, Waddle, man, you fucking mackem git

Bet she screams too loud for the neighbours too

Zzzzzzz.

x 2 Ridiculous modern disease of making things more that 100%, drives me totally mad because it's retarded. Agree 110%. Fuck off, I'm still awake. Yawn.

He did say what? Referred to St James' Park as the hateful new name. Can't be doing with that. It's been a long day.

He's been doing that for a while now Looks like I should pay more attention then.

Oh shit, Pardiola just dropped the SDA bomb in his post-match. WTF does this mean? Acceptance?

They finished 13th? Unlucky.

This must have been said before, but the multiplication of players, "the Carrolls, Nolans and Enriques of this world", fuck off. I will, however accept the Nevilles and Ferdinands, but only if you are talking about both of the brothers in each case. 110% effort, 200% effort; anything more than 100% is impossible, you lazy dense twat. You can also fuck off. How much does actual thinking hurt? Hundreds of billions per fucking cent? Arses... Where's that cursing thread now? Oh, yeah.

aye. Didn't even play well in the first quarter. Most successful team in the history of the BBL. Aye, but never forget the Sunderland Pigeons beat them 90-10 in 1901. FTE.

Just watched this arse on Football Focus. Apparently we could finish fifth, fifth or sixth. WTF? Twatematics I guess. I think he just falls out of his car with a stinking hangover and says the first thing that crawls across his mind. What a fucking embarrassment. Oh, and Peyter Reyd had to shoehorn in the SDA thing when everyone else was sticking with SJP. Still got the whorish name wrong like. They'd need an infinite number of monkey's heeds to be correctly bitter.

Thanks, was half way through listening intently then family stuff happened, bit of a tough call tbh. Nearly told everyone to fuck off because NUFC was more important than them, but I suppose they had made the effort to come round for my bd so I turned it off. Must go and cosy up to the missus now in the aftermath. Might get a breakfast on a plate in the morning instead of in the face! Keep being helpful.

I would be ashamed of humanity if I thought they were part of it. So that's OK then.

But it says they've had 0 and we've had 1. Also we've had the most against this season, which I hadn't realised.

An embarrassing childish whining jerk, he's only there because they don't really have any legends, he has no aptitude for the job at all. I wouldn't trust the twat to stack shelves. He can barely speak intelligibly and like all mackems turns everything onto NUFC. The fucker would fit right in on RTG, denying reality all day and night, the twisted shit-for-brains freak. Also, I'm sure if one of our players had elbowed someone like that there would have been an immediate FA charge and ban. even the normally biased commentators said straight away that it was deliberate. Do we hold the record for retrospective bans? It certainly feels like it. But I suppose those turds are carrying the flag of St George into two Cup Finals and we're almost Scottish, so in the grand scheme of things we will never matter and should be kept in our place. Incidentally, never trust a player who changes his actual name because he thinks it makes him sound cooler (cf Jermaine "My gran says I'm a genius" Jeeenass/Jenas). Apparently some Norwegian journos got baffled by John Michael Obinna's multitude of names and went with a couple he didn't have. Fancy that, journalists being ignorant. Wiki disagrees (although "citation needed" so I'm sticking with the story I may have made up). The voices in my head clamour to make me do these things. Maybe the folk from Norge can help with some alleged facts. And anyway, what's horseshit's point here? Tiote took an elbow in the face and when he comes round he's ready to go again rather than cry off and say it's doctor's orders? That makes him tough, doesn't it? No talk of PTSD or flashbacks, just "lemme attem!" I wouldn't want to be Michelle Obi Wankenobbi Juan in their next encounter. Look how annoyed I am. Time for bed, I'm getting cranky. Hooray! Intermittently remembered to use the sarcasm font!

Erm, it's not really a lie. A few mackems did actually play a part in forming Athletic Bilbao. Not according to the club they didn't... "One reason for being contacted was that an official approach from Sunderland AFC had left the Bilbao Club's Directors non plussed as to their links with our famous red and white stripes. In short they'd never heard of us!" http://www.rokerpark.com/navbar/bilbao.html Aye, they were Southampton shirts iirc, don't know if they jabber on about their links like the inbreds do. EDIT: D'oh! Too slow again!

Still trying to argue it was real by page 9 man, fucking hell delusion. anybody know how long it is since they played in Europe? 1973. First and last time 39 years, must hurt like They don't want it anyway

Still trying to argue it was real by page 9 man, fucking hell delusion. anybody know how long it is since they played in Europe? 1973. First and last time

I probably know you, also being from Fenham, and ex Cuthys. But Im going to hide behind the internet..... Wait. What? Special Agent McMenemy and John Carver went to St Cuthbert's? Wtf? When I was there the best footballer they could come up with from their history was Mick Mahon, and I was there when Southampton won the cup, so I would have thought it would have got a mention. Carver would have been there at the time too, although that's possible given that we're a few years apart and people I know seem to know his family. Have I misunderstood? Mr.Stapleton was always mentioning it to us. They've produced a few footballers in the past few years like: Liam Noble (Carlisle) Lee Novak (Huddersfield) Ryan Donaldson Sorry, missed this post. Thanks for the info, I'm clearly sadly out of date, must do some catching up.

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