Loki679

We've all done it. You go to the shop for some milk and end up coming home with a twix, a magazine and a tin of beans. Dekka's gone to the shop for a striker, his mind's wandered and he's ended up buying a defender. Mike will probably shout at him a bit but it'll be ok as long as he's got a twix too.

I actually quite like MJs posts about spurs. You guys are just dicks.

She's now pregnant

They're going to have quite an old back line if they're planning to go with Brown, O'Shea and Cuellar.

As far as I know there wasn't a welsh league when cardiff and swansea joined the english league which is why it was allowed. If they were to try and join today they woulld be refused by UEFA.

There's also the point of all the extra TV money from next season. It's not just that we'll have more money but every prem club will. I can see this driving prices up and a lot more teams being active in the market next summer. Perhaps we're hitting our targets now in case there's extra competition for them next year.

Funny how he was going to sign all these good players but never did. He's like the aftertimers on the betting forums who constantly jump into threads after the event has finished and declare that they had a lump on the winner.

Rules....

I dunno but they're undercutting the club shop on prices. Boils my blood it does

I hear we're after some striker from Holland, Luuk de Jong. 12.5m euro bid in for him apparently, looks like a good option to me.

So basically the last 3 pages can be summed up as 'If we find a better player than Jonas who will improve the team we could sell Jonas'.

Good spot, you might be Santon to something there. Hmm, good point, i might need to think this obertan a bit more.

Could be some messed up game of football bingo that Pards, Dekka, Big Mike and Carr are playing....

Are we only signing players from the first few letters of the alphabet now? Cisse, Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Ba, Debuchy, Douglas, Anita, De Jong, Amalfitano......

Nobody cares about that man. Ok i will start calling the premier league, the p-league. Barclays premier league so give it a minor tweak and you can call it the brap-league

Don't like the sound of that too much.

Put it this way, we just spent 6 weeks of Alan Smith's wages. We still have another 46 weeks in the bank before we run out of that little goldmine.

He's only 19 too. I'd rather we buy him now if we think he's a good prospect than wait and pay £5m for him in a few years.

What if what you have in your mouth is a big bomb that will go off unless you eat some extra food?

Davis (the captain) has rejected a transfer to newbroke

What a shambles Can see the administrators facing some very awkward questions.

So we'd end up with a newnewco? Or maybe a we'vegotsomecashthistimehonestco?

'Oh, you're from nufcfans? Yes, absolutely that's the new kit. No, no, screw the huge launch and all the marketing we're planning, to have such a prestigious blog site confirm our new kit launch is much better.'

Fletcher or Giroud? Fletch for me like.