Loki679

Don't look back in anger, man.

What do you think?

Or just rock up to the training ground in a gold plated rolls royce and two dumper trucks full of cash while the Saudi Air Force drops gold bars and hookers from helicopters. That'd be mint.

That's code. He's telling us to be on plane-watch.

More likely he suddenly had a torrent of absolute mutants messaging him so took it down.

Aye but even if it's not Shelvey it'll be Willock? Longstaff? Whether its Shelvey there or not it's a position we should be upgrading as a priority.

We could sign Tielemans, maybe someone else. I prefer Paqueta because he's a very very good player. What you're not getting is that WE HAVEN'T SIGNED A CM SO SHELVEY IS STILL FIRST CHOICE. So when you bang on about Bruno being our first choice in that position and Shelvey won't play, you're assuming we've already signed someone. The rest of us live in the actual world where we haven't signed anyone for that position and so speculate based on reality rather than whatever the little fairies in our head are telling us. Hope that helps

Don't need a striker, lads. We'll just play a note up front that says 'Nine is sure we'll sign a striker' and that'll do the job.

But we haven't signed one. So Shelvey is still first choice for that spot. Which is why we're saying sign Paqueta. So Shelvey won't be first choice.

What new CM have we signed?

It's the whole fucking point

24 appearances last season. He's not second choice BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE A BETTER PLAYER TO PLAY WHERE BRUNO IS.

So if we sign a quality CM like Paqueta then.........

Paqueta is an attacking midfielder, Bruno sits in the pivot. It upgrades the position Shelvey plays in because we have better players playing there.

Do you see a difference in these starting midfields? Beg Jow Bruno Shelvey vs. Paqueta Beg Jow Bruno

Never liked the idea of a striker being captain. Should be a defender or a centre mid.

Makes no sense to sell ASM this window seeing as we're already short on attacking options.

'We lost out on Ekitike but look, here's Chris Wood!' is some pitch.

£15m for Mara, £50m for Paqueta and £25m for Sarr and jobs a good un.

Got to be something we can do with 'Billy Jean' by that Jackson nonce.

Done. Good luck in your masters

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This years one just arrived. Not bad at all and no sponsor

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