Loki679

Count their legs and if it's more than one call it good.

Almost as important as their talent is their attitude. Our team as it stood was rife with a loser mentality, if getting some fresh blood in the team helps flush that out of our system then it'll make us a better squad. Just having some players on the pitch who believe they can win will make a difference.

Get Aubameyang back on his jet and on the way to Newcastle? Wouldn't say no as things stand.....

STOP PUTTING PAUL MERSON ON TV. Howay, it's just uncomfortable for everyone involved. He's standing thinking 'haven't got a scooby', we're all cringing in our seats and the blatant sex offender in the black polo is desperately trying to lead him to a coherent answer while mentally updating his resume.

Trippier and Guimaeres are top tier Burn is alright Wood and Targett are squad filler We could really do with getting some quality in alongside those. In attack especially.

Boules, a nice bottle of red and some foie gras and brie.

So we basically still need to do everything you need to do to sign a player?

That's a stupid explanation. Plenty of poor people beat their wives, plenty of rapes happen without the perpetrator being loaded. Rollernonce didn't have a pot to piss in and it didn't stop him feeling up the young uns. On the whole, people are just shit, the world is a cesspit of depravity and it only gets noticed when someone can make a few quid from the story.

Not good enough, never was. Bye.

Been there 14 years and never been used. Poor Yorkie out back with a wrench trying to hand crank the rust off the gears

A voice is like a fingerprint anyway. It's not hard to match the specific modulations.

Wait til you see it

Must be nice to get jobs based on your name rather than your ability.

"We've got all these shite players who have us bottom of the league" might not be as enticing as you think.

Doesn't he have a massive attitude problem?

Striker for me. We can't rely on a keeper chucking one in every week, we need someone who can put the ball in the net.

That's all you need, mate.

Was chaos when Ando was redoing his garden fence.

What kind of a fucking moron goes on a relationship building trip and punches one of the hosts in the face

It is possible to like him as a player and appreciate what he brings to the team while at the same time being critical of his decision making and habit of holding onto the ball too long and losing possession.

Steve Nixon

Zapata and Ekitike for me, lyke.

Most repetitive poster 2022 in the bag.

What about all other Botmans in the video beside targets?