Loki679

No, there's only two options. Balls out 2-3-5 Ardiles style or camp in your own half hoofing it away Bruceball.

Hope Ritchie injures himself tripping over a bucket at half time.

Hoofball

Blows my mind that we have one plan in a game but each and every one of these lads probably knows seven alternative ways to go if the kebab shop is out of chips or doner.

They've clearly been told as soon as ASM gets it get mulitple bodies on him. Our cunning plan A has been foiled.

He's a mentalist now.

Good from Manq

A player said we were the hardest team to play against because we had no plan or shape

Leaving out your best players is an interesting strategy.

HTL

Relegation would be an advantage

Beginning of womanhood down the road.

As I remember that's the alias of one of the utter dickheads who kept getting banned (hence the name). Tubes, maybe or the other total nobber.

'The Little Waster'

Fucking big bed.

Unfortunate placement of the dildo like free kick spray from the ref.

What's Darlow doing?

It's a cunning plan. Our players are fucked from their bacon sandwich diet and 6 days out of 7 off every week so he's saved our best, Willock, Almiron and Beg Jow, for the second half so they're not gassed. 4-0 Newcastle.

I'm just comforting myself with the fact the manager, at any given point when the camera is on him, isn't thinking about food. Baby steps.

HTL

Can we just give players 100 year contracts with a break option at 3 years then?

We get every game for about £30 a year

I'd rather they just shut up and fucked off.

Stopped clock.