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Took it well, you don't save those.

What an utterly pointless tweet. Why not 'Newcastle want to sign Messi, nothing imminent'

Vlad the impaler did something similar

Well that makes no sense Yeah, didn't think that one through Let's pretend I said 'Yep Huddersfield General have cancelled all leave'

Yep Huddersfield General have cancelled all overtime

:lol: Joselu! Watch out for Shelvey, he'll stamp on you

Because the ref saw it, remembered it was one of last seasons top 5 and an England international and gave a yellow therefore there cannot be any further action

I'm surprised how disappointed a lot of the Stoke fans are at his potential departure. 90% of the posts on their forum seem to rate him, although the negatives are that he is not particularly strong and not a lone striker, but good with both feet and in the air

Why doe he look like he is going to fall forward when he runs?

Alli is a twat Shelvey is also a twat but more importantly a fool

I bet it's a break

It looked like he was holding his shin. Probably a broken leg knowing our luck

Shelley been on the fake tan on that team line up

Tatts for me like

He looks like he's had his face set on fire and it was put out with an axe. It reminds me of a damaged potato

And Benitez knew this before he took the job. I can't be arsed with this will he won't he walk nonsense and to be honest if he does then we've lost a good manager but one who knew what he was getting into. I don't want to be in a situation where were are crapping ourselves every day in case he gets upset and walks out, it's ridiculous.

This, his movement, timing of his runs and finishing is all good enough if given the right service. Only slight concern is his fitness record tbh. Agreed, put it this way if he had never played in the Premiership and was going into it with the record he had last year in the Championship we would not be concerned

Must admit I missed the interested in, monitoring, watching closely, preparing a bid and confident phases completely

They should change their name to Trapsnoball

Can't believe some of the predictions, 8th, 6th!!! So two of either Chelsea, Man Utd, Man City, Liverpool, Arsenal, Tottenham and Everton will finish below us? Then you have teams like Leicester, Southampton, Stoke, West Ham all of whom have strengthened more than we have from a stronger base. I will say 15th at best

Surely 'Cheesy CHampionshIPS

It a slight concern that the narrative says he 'came 9 times in the bundesliga last season'. Now he may love his football but that must be bloody embarrassing.

This better stop Kos its driving me mad

If it includes De Jong it's actually a crutch

Is he injured yet?