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Without ever seeing him kick a ball, but having him rape me on FIFA 2012/13 many-a-time, I'd describe him as a 'pace whore.' Is that you Pards?

Any or all of those are options but if he is found guilty of sex with a minor then it will be interesting to see Sunderland's reaction. He shouldn't play again in my opinion but he is one of their better players so we'll see just how 'class' they are. He seems to be on the bench a lot which makes me wonder if they are preparing for life without him

Aye him and SDJ will bankrupt the NHS

I might have been my stream but he looked like he was going grey. Had a decent game though the silver fox

:lol:He is still getting match sharp, playing for the under 21s isn't the same. Looked decent against a truly awful side. It is worth remembering they created nothing at all, they were worse than we were against Everton. Slightly encouraging is as far as I will go played well, the header at the end was class

His clean bill of health gave him a life threatening paper cut

Taylor gets injured handing his crutches back man, he's a bloody liabity

It is 2 from 3 with Villa already gone. Norwich are shit but the mackems are at least showing some fight and know how they set up and play. We do not have a clue away from home.

Rubbish tonight, absolutely clueless. I'm sick of saying this but he only ever beats a man by luck and pace, tries to toe the ball past the defender and if it goes through his legs he sprints after it. No guile or skill in his play just kick and run. Plus he actually believes he is better than he is.

Wonder how long it'll take before any enthusiasm he might have is sucked out of him by the rest of the squad of hopeless turds and the collective depression that sits like a suffocating pillow on top of SJP... It'll be a while I think, he'll be still buzzin about his free bus pass

The very definition of coming back with your tail between your legs. Like dumping your lass for a model, getting binned and shagging the mother in law

Anyone seen his comments on twitter after signing? It'll send the mackems into meltdown :lol: 'The fans aren't amazing, they're much more than amazing'

Has someone not just transposed the numbers? Even at 82 he looks rough

It's the hope that kills you, don't sit on death row. One thing I have learned is that this lot will always let you down.

If he tries it we should at the very least stone him to death

We will be shit again no doubt

Let's just carry on donating till we can buy the club

I'd sell him if I thought we would reinvest because he is a one in 5 player. He is reliant on power and pace, he has no trickery or guile cannot control a ball. One of the most frustrating players of the last 5 years

Everton will be brilliant against us no doubt

And let's not forget the cup game

Any team that loses 3 times in one season to Watford deserve to be relegated. Sissoko is utter turd

The Mrs Browns Boys comparison is valid. Singularly unfunny and in his case archaic and unfunny. Looking at him is like going back in time. Sad indictment of the NE if that's what some are still passing off as humour. Doesn't surprise me that Sunderland host his events, some of them haven't moved out of the 70's and 80's. The 1870's and 80's

His finishing is so bad Missthepitch might be apt

£3 million it is then

The incident was a whole heap of shag all. Petulant but the way some were going on I thought he must have knifed him.