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I like him and think he has improved massively. Still needs to know when to release the ball sometimes but if he was french and cost 10 million he's be cut a lot more slack. Tainted by association with his bro I'm afraid

To be fair that must be pretty old

Jesus the more I look at it the more I think of 'The Hills Have Eyes'

Who is the fucking psycho in the sunglasses. he must be on a register somewhere

As good as anyone today, attacked the ball and won everything

Looked tidy but are we getting a bit carried away? Unlike us I know..........

Abeid has had 1 good game for us and all of a sudden he's Rob Lee

Did he/she get injured?

The single most important and best decision dildo pards can make is to drop Gouffran. He should never ever play a single minute at left wing in his life. EVER. 'dildo pards' sound like someone out of The Hobbit. I like it

He always looks like he's slept on a park bench and has the look of a psychopath. He trades on fear and his reputation which is just a bit embarrassing

Ha ha what is the keeper doing for his second goal? It reminds me of several sunday mornings when the keeper has been distracted by his mates or having a crafty smoke and is consequently nowhere near the ball. Brilliant

His best position is definitely on the left of Carver

I don't rate him at all, he thinks he is Dynamo 'Watch me try to make this ball go through this player'. The number of times he tries a kick and run only to find that he's failed in the first part of the activity as the ball cannons off the defenders leg is ridiculous

Replied: It goes on for three more paragraphs, but I basically stopped reading there. I should have been a professional lip reader. or just a more determined reader

"I want a 99 cone with a flake on" Definitely

They haven't scored a home goal so far this season, that's gonna change

In other words "We're so desperate for a win we might be sh!t, so I want you to know that I called it"

The groundsman will be delighted if this doesn't go to pens, the thought of Elliot body slamming his turf must be playing on his mind

Is he offering a real fret?

When your player gets the word That you're shagging his bird that's a Pardew

Standards are dead low at the papers over there. "There's nothing I can do to stop them protesting and don't intend to," added Pardew, who is contracted to the club until 2020. "I hope they give us the chance to win the game. I hope the protest comes quickly and goes quickly. "I'm resigned to how the stadium will be [on Saturday]. People take this as an ego trip. I'm trying be professional in my job. "I signed a contract to be manager for a long time. There have been scenarios when it's been good for me and this isn't. The standards on the pitch aren't to the levels I've had at this club." http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/29254733 Much as I despise the guy he was saying that he is perceived as being on an ego trip

It's been tough Suporters have every right to be angry We need the supproters more than ever The players are hurting We've all been working hard I'm confident we can put on a performance

Ashley would get sod all back in terms of popularity and he doesn't want it anyway. He will sack Pardew in his own time on his terms, that's how he works

But he will know players that do. Here's hoping... Christ it's coming to something when tweets from that utter turd are being seized upon

I still think that the best protest is to hammer Sports Direct at the next televised game. A sustained rendition of 'Sports Direct is fu€&ing sh!t' would get some attention and negative publicity for his tat shops. That is the only thing he cares about