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The pen exploded during signing, blinded him and ricocheted into Bruno's knee giving him sepsis

Woman i know reported that her car had been broken into but the intruders had fitted a radio cassette (remember them). She was informed that they'd just pulled the cover off the radio cassette she didn't know was there, but had obviously been disturbed

Has our foot been on the gas? It's been on the treatment table and down the bookies

Plug from the bash street kids

Mate, he means it, the displays are tremendous and a credit to you all

This game is boring as fuck, arsenal with 10 men behind the ball. I wonder if they get get the same pelters we did?

Willock was poor yesterday and needs game time. It's a shame we're in the position where we have to start players out of form but that's been the story of the season

He play because there's no alternative

Tnt sports are a fucking joke, turn over for the post match reactions, the fucking idiots

John? Are we that desperate for bodies?

Where is it suggesting those players are missing?

Saw a video yesterday claiming that 63% of the Liverpool squad are asthmatic compared with the national average of 12% taking medication that would be banned in other sports. I heard this last year I think but didn't realise it was this significant. But yeah, let's concentrate on who is spending their own money

He looks like that shittihg sunderland fan

I don't think city will suit him, he won't play every week and he needs that involvement

Yeah, that seems a pretyy mild-mannered response

Why don't we get the best of both worlds and employ Phil Mitchell

He's more of an artificial limb back

Yeah Beale was actually good, if you don't believe me just ask Beale

Sounds like he was directing a porno

Intensive care is our fucking identity

Remember when footballers drove vauxhalls

He's Hwanged his hamstring apparently

That was abysmal, which one were the championship team?

I'll miss those aimless punts down the bye line with no positional awareness or whereabouts of teammates. Farewell sweet Punter

What's his injury status after Saturday? Leprosy, beriberi, Black Death?