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I think you probably get arrested for a particular charge and read rights, he's been arrested for another charge and presumably had those read out to him

Yeah to be fair there aren't many news outlets reporting this. Typically first thought on here is to piss the bed

Either way we are second bottom after it

I actually think that Howe's style lends itself to a more sustained improvement over time when he can imbue the squad with his philosophy. The fact that we never got a new manager bounce might point to that, he's not a shouter/motivator in the way that Gerrard and Lampard probably are. They get quick results but it could wear off in time, I think Howe is a builder not a town cryer. How that leaves next Tuesday is a tight one, they will get a bounce from lampard and we should be more in tune with what Howe expects, could be a tough one, and a draw

Neither of their big signings have kicked a ball in anger for a while so that must be to our advantage

Let's hope wood doesn't have covid, outbreak in the new Zealand squad and their next friendly has been cancelled Would be totally Newcastle if he did

You say that but can you imagine the facilities at our training ground? Errrrr... we've got some anadin, an old plaster, half a bottle of tixylix and some junior calpol

If they scanned mersons brain it would be flatline day

Quick question and suggestion for a poll Are the pissy knickers bed wetters any drier today? YES NO GETTING NAPPY CHANGED

Villa's players player of the year last year

Duncan Ferguson has been mentioned.. be carnage

Imagine being them today, desperately trying to pretend that this isn't s great time to be a Newcastle fan. All signings will be shit but 72 Yr old Jermaine Defold is a 'scoop'

Fuck me this is great, transfer windows are no longer ones want to throw myself out of on the 20th floor

How tall was George Reilly? When he was standing up straight, not jumping for a header when he was a foot smaller

Is he going to coach him on passing, crossing, shooting and making the right run? Surely he has enough on his hands being our midfield anchor without a role with the management team. Almiron is like a robot lawnmower on turbo speed mode and amphetamines

Wonder how much we have to pay them

Yeah he's defensively minded but we'll still need a keeper. Thinking outside the 18 yd box tho, I like it, you'll go far

Why the fuck is the first reaction of some people to either make a joke about prison fc or link it to a transfer. Just fuck off man

I think this might be picked up tomorrow

What the hell

One of them says the throwing of bottles should be reported to the FSA, what's the Food Standards Agency got to do with it, unless the blue pop was out of date....

Who is the Bolton number 16, giving it the cupped ears and finger to the lips to the mackems after the 2nd

Just think back over the last 14 years and tell me which you prefer

Can we see him starting next Tuesday? Probably won't get to uk till Friday at the earliest, jet lag and lack of training with us might mean he doesn't

Burn baby burn, disco inferno - classic tune from The Trammps There is a reference to spunk getting hot that we may wish to rewrite tho