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This is a man given television time who thinks that the EU, which for all intents and purposes is a trade organisation governs football

Or maybe he has taken time to reflect and think about a way to improve his performance. You know like most of us do when things aren't working. Just saying, like Luke I much prefer sandpit hopping God-botherer Jonathan Edwards. Hell, even mackem Carlos Edwards is streets ahead. He's seen the light and renounced religion about 5 years ago to be fair

He is if you're a dinosaur with a head like a microwaved cabbage

Should be a doozy of a press conference, walloped and well walloped by a club just up to the premier. Should be a great set of excuses.

We wont win this, they will be up for it, first home game against fellow relegation candidates. 2-0 defeat and a shit show of a performance, we'll start well, keep the ball create nothing and succumb to 2 second half goals

So he thought about where he was playing him after he put him on.... :lol:

I hope we play Willems in that defensive free role that he seemed to have on Sunday, that'll get them thinking

You’ve never lived mate, possibly... no definitely the funniest cartoon guy ever

I feel, Hughesy, that your opinion might be a little biased can't believe someone has seen through my cunning disguise. Plot twist: He's actually Andy Griffin. He’s more like Peter Griffin

Read his book on holiday, it's a great read, very funny. Comes across as a really down to earth bloke

No but the point is that was largely an Arsenal reserve team and we created nothing, two half chances at home to a poor side

At least that one's factually accurate

To be fair if you are 11th choice then you're not exactly a stellar performer. Imagine that man, 11th choice for a job you've been doing for decades.... let that sink in

If that is what VAR isfor that's farcical. I take it there is no % error in VAR?

Why are most of the words in this post in the wrong place

They will still dry hump us

For footballing reasons alone he is certainly a better option than Joselu

Unfortunately the only thing he will cover is the physio table

Hilarious the way we are saying he looks like anyone, he looks like a black JFK and that is all and not the Kinnear model

Its the guy from Grand Theft Auto San Andreas

I think anything below 47,000 will be newsworthy, given the opposition and first game etc. Ashley's stock is not high amongst the journos given his failing portfolio so hopefully they smell blood

Fucking hel, I've had worse knocks off the grandbairns

Let's get the longstaff parents on a breeding programme, Mike will provide some romance via a couple of happy meals and a couple of hours in a travelodge

Is that really true btw? Joelinton and Maximin scored more goals than Rondon and Perez last season? No