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Oh Miggy what a pity you don’t understand A single word we say cos you’re from another land Oh Miggy we’re quite shitty, can you lend a hand It’s what you do Miggy, do Miggy We broke the bank Miggy

In all honesty after the last fuck knows how many years, I cannot believe anyone actually gives this any credibility, it’s just unbelievable

What a stupid link. It’s obviously bollocks for so many reasons, like ‘homeless man to buy Harrods’

An early goal for us would be great

Only available in pints mate

They are difficult to beat and a horrible team of thugs playing hoofball. Will be a tough game

Wonder how much he is on. Sometimes when a young lad gets a big contract they switch off like Aarons, I think Longstaff is a bit more level headed.

I can’t .....

posters will add random spaces at my subliminal command

We all k now what is going to happen here don't we?

I’m just waiting for..... ‘he also does the groom!!!’ .. where the fat melt goes and sits one of the kids in his car

Nurse!!!

Almiron wasn’t fouled but 95% of challenges on the keeper like that are given. If that was liverpool it’s given, Man City, Man Utd, Chelsea, it’s a foul 100% of the time

That’s hardly a ringing endorsement my old Sunday league team’s set up is unreal compared to ours

Plus it looks like a professional set up rather than a kick about on a bit of waste ground

Liverpool’s profits are more to do with their brilliant scouting network to be fair

Dunno about that but looking at those close ups he should be wearing a bloody bag over his heed.

See Nissan have decided not to make the new x trail in Sunderland as planned due to brexit fears. Wonder how they feel about it all now?

Headless chicken - get rid

It's like the opening line from Postman Pat, what a stupid, irrelevant thing to tweet. What next 'The milk has just arrived, I wonder what they are going to do with it'

Probably the P45s for the staff who were shafted by years of rank incompetence

And wrongly attacking paraplegics

Joselu

That could be anywhere man! Until I realised that hilly grass looks identical to our training pitch and the vehicle similar to the Uber taxi the club uses. It’s happening... Why is he being met by an inmate from Guantanamo bay?

Failed the medical yet?