Smal

He's supposed to be a composed ball player who's quite slight in stature and lacking in strength judging by a Cov fan's comments on another forum. Not a Tioté type

I don't even think he's that fast tbh. Not got any skill, is predictable, can't cross very well, doesn't score, doesn't offer anything defensively, takes the wrong option even when making a 5 yard pass and doesn't really try hard enough. Credit to him for being multi-lingual though. Should be a translator for MI5 or something.

yay!

people :anguish:

ok then

If we are to sign him I'd play him behind Cissé. Jonás on the left, HBA on the right with Tioté and Cabaye in the middle of midfield. I'm assuming Ba will be sold considering the price we're looking at for LdJ

Surely Dani Alves will be off now? No way can Barca get away with playing both Alba and Alves

not quite sure what to think of that.

May be an exaggeration, that. Not really. If Morrisey was into buggering kids instead of men, you know fine well Joey would be on the first flight to Vietnam.

Worst kind of person

Good for us, that

Best is much, much better technically than Jason Roberts, man

Wish my dad liked football. He's from Sunderland as well

fucking hell

Liverpool about the last club I'd have wanted Sigurdsson to go to :anguish:

oh aye, forgot Ryder bums him. Makes it much better

Danny Simpson ‏@dannysimpson Bonjour lol Swap deal for Debuchy on the cards?

I was only really bothered about Ben Arfa actually going to the Euro's and making the squad for the sake of his happiness. Bonus if he doesn't play too much and stays injury free imo

Douglas is Brazilian. Would be surprised if he didn't come out with a few weird things

The window opens straight after the last game of the season in this country now, doesn't it?

circa £8m-12m I would've thought

Mulumbu is a very, very good player. No doubt I'll get shot down by some here, but we wouldn't be losing much if we replaced Tioté with him (should Tioté go that is, which I think is unlikely). He offers more going forward than Tioté as well, which is good for some of those home games where Tioté is less necessary.

Afellay would be a great signing for so many reasons. Can play as part of a front three or in midfield. Like Marveaux, I suppose. Can't see it happening though

Kalou is crap

Reckon it might be Clyne